Excuse me sir, but you have an eel hanging from your penis..

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  1. IndianScout

    IndianScout Banned

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    no way in hell I'd ever believe that unless I saw it in print..

    story...


    :chainsaw2:
     
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    wait,what
     
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  3. Scorch666

    Scorch666 Ancient Guru

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    Covers crotch & sux in breath. :puke2:
     
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    eww.
     
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  6. deltatux

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    WTF?!?!?

    deltatux
     
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  7. Brendruis

    Brendruis Maha Guru

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    better than those things in the amazon that get stuck in there and you can't remove them have to amputate lol suxxx
     
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  8. Rich_Guy

    Rich_Guy Ancient Guru

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    eel have been in mucho pain.


    :p
     
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    I bet it's easier to piss now.
     
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  10. Agent-A01

    Agent-A01 Ancient Guru

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    hahah thats funny. That website had a link to where a mans penis was struck by lightning... now that would suck
     
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  11. hallryu

    hallryu Don Altobello

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    All seems a bit fishy to me.
     
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  12. Jagman

    Jagman Ancient Guru

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    Well I suppose someone had to say it :david:
     
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  13. Undying

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    Funny stuff :D
     
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  14. Year

    Year Ancient Guru

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    the eel should've entered the man's arse :grin:
     
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  15. Glidefan

    Glidefan Don Booze Staff Member

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    No, i think that would blow ... up
    HARHAR sorry... had a drink...
     
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    BigBlockTowncar Ancient Guru

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    If something has a 1 in a billion chance of happening, it will happen in India or China. How big is that guy's peehole anyways? The urethra is like the diameter of a small drinking straw....
     
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    Rifle_Grunt Ancient Guru

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  18. CyberPaddy

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    this is a turn on for some men. for the behind tis can be very simulatin think prostates and then instant liquid

    most men ere wuold enjoy it i think
     
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    From my experience of seeing me catherised in hospital with a piece of rubber designed to fit in their urethra they do defiantly not enjoy it and that does not have spikes to bleed the victim on!
     
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    Arghh! :/

    On the same page - Man inserts milk bottle up his bottom 'to relieve constipation'

    What some people get up to.. jeeze oO
     
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