Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by slick3, Dec 9, 2011.
Hell yeah! Best post in this thread, love it!
when you think'' load from the last save '' when you fail an exam
You know you're a gamer when you're dead tired at 11PM, fire up BatmanAC anyway and a few bosses later its 3:30AM.
You aren't a gamer if you always play games maxed and complain about the low FPS.
...you blink really fast you form the image of a crosshair
...you have nightmres about a kill you missed, or time you got killed
...you get into work each morning completely wrecked, and red eyes. But it has nothing to do with a hangover or your 1 year old...
When you have game release dates on your work calendar
When you watch a movie and think it would be a great game
When you start talking about your game clan/guild friends with your real life friends
When you see bad weather and holidays as the perfect chance to get in a little more screen time
When you have Ventrilo and Teamspeak on your phone so that you can chat when not playing
you know you're a gamer if.... You
1: Recognize specific games from your age group as awesome!
2: Understand that EA, Ubisoft and Activision are the Axis of EVIL!
3: Understand that Zenimax media deserve an honourable mention as a "potential" Axis of Evil member!
4: Have played at least two to three games for more that 200-300 hours
5: Know that BFG means Big F...... well that's for us gamers!
you know you're a gamer if....
you eat in front of pc
you dreaming about pwning that a-hole on the regular server you play at
you saved all the money to upgrade pc
you wished life were simple as a "restart level" away
Ha...no real gamer would use such a cheap keyboard
And no, it's not my keyboard.
- if you know about FPS Doug.
"you run faster with a knife" in my post was actually from FPS Doug episode.
"boom head shot..boom headshot...boom HEADSHOT"
you know you're a gamer when you wish your dreams had high anti aliasing
WASD is way too clean.
...and sleep 12 hours the first day off followed by gaming to make up for it.
You know you're a gamer when your constantly looking at Guru3d in the drivers section for new updates
You know you're a game when...
your wife or significant other says it's me or the PC and you have to think about it. :banana:
You know you're a gamer when you think your a game!
THIS. Hey, wait a minute, WTF am I doing here...
My mistake, well how about this one?