Why does my girlfriend control me so much???

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  1. Airbud

    Airbud Ancient Guru

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    expert opinions only!....:D

    seriously though, Why I never win the argument?....she always walk in wearing panties and the argument is over!...Grrrrr :D
     
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  3. Raserian

    Raserian Master Guru

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    You are a dog,.what are you expecting. I guess your GF is not much of a dog person.
     
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  4. Astyanax

    Astyanax Ancient Guru

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    shes a good pet owner.
     
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  5. Tat3

    Tat3 Ancient Guru

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    But you still get to say to last words, right? Last words being "Yes my love".
     
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    fantaskarsef Ancient Guru

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    Philosophical thought: Would you ever get a treat if you wouldn't be controlled? Would you get the positive at all without getting the negative? :D
    To get your mind off of things, next time just have to have one of those ready to play with yourself:

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    Horus-Anhur Ancient Guru

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    Because if you are not a good boy, you don't get any treats. :D
     
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    alanm Ancient Guru

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    When she comes in wearing panties, put on some porn and give yourself a wank. Pretend she doesnt exist :D.
     
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    Goiur Maha Guru

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    H83 Ancient Guru

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    You win the internet today!!!
     

  11. mbk1969

    mbk1969 Ancient Guru

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    Because her mother taught her to do that (passing knowledge from previous generations) and your father did not. Men lost their ancient skills and tricks.
     
  12. Mufflore

    Mufflore Ancient Guru

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    This must be why forums started.
    Now pass on some skills dammit!
     
  13. Horus-Anhur

    Horus-Anhur Ancient Guru

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    Here is the explanation

     
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    Codependency is real and often as human beings we justify our situation/relationship to ourselves and others despite very obvious toxicity. Maybe it's assumed obligations or expectations, maybe it's the fear of continuing our journey alone; whatever the case may be don't let fear or guilt guide your decision making. Ultimately, you'll always be making the right choice if you are true to yourself while still considering others' perspectives.

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    alanm Ancient Guru

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    A bit extreme, but will guarantee no woman will ever have control over you again.
    castration.png
     

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    mbk1969 Ancient Guru

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    If only it was that simple!..
     
  17. vestibule

    vestibule Maha Guru

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    Didn't someone say once: The truth will lead us to freedom.
    wtf, that only seems to work if you think 3 dimensional.
     
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    That dangerous green grass over there!
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    :D
     
  19. Mufflore

    Mufflore Ancient Guru

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    Thats the very same woman, identical in every way.
    I suspect there be some tomfoolery at play here ;)
     
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    nhlkoho Ancient Guru

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    Because you let her. Get a shovel and problem solved
     

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