Why did the chicken cross the road ?

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  1. archaicdude

    archaicdude Active Member

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    I saw this thread in some other forums and noticed it got funnier and wittier with every post. So, I thought why not start here and see who has the most funny bones.

    The following is a post on that forum and is completely unabridged.I'm posting it since I found it to be very funny and wanted to share it.
     
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  2. Veteran

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    Why did the chicken cross the road,to get to the other side of course.:)
     
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    W@w@Y Ancient Guru

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    because they are chickens
     
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    Lies. There is no chicken.
     
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    Troll: Cuz they're/you're adopted.
     
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    anticitizen013 Ancient Guru

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    LOL @ Hemingway.
     
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    Neo and Road Boy:

    Road Boy: Chicken didn't cross the road. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
    Neo: What truth?
    Road Boy: There is no road.
    Neo: There is no road?
    Road Boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the chicken that crossed the road, it is only the chicken that bent the road under him.
     
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    All your chicken are belong to us.
     
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  9. nvlddmkm

    nvlddmkm Banned

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    After the chicken joke, I like to add, "Why did the monkey cross the road?"

    "Because he was stapled to the chicken."
     
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    Coz it was stuck to the car tyre ?
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide.

    (I know, my children don't think it's funny either).

    G. G.
     
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    In a vain attempt to flee John and his mighty powers of closing threads.
     
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    why did the chicken crossed the road?? cause i was on the other side ::|
     
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    Toast always lands butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens when you strap toast to the back of a cat?

    But seriously the cat crossed the road because it's dealer Tyrone Biggums was slanging hot rocks..

    "Is this the 5 o'clock free crack give away?"

    [​IMG]
     
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    LOL, i feel this thread is nonsense :p
    As my post is HAHAHA :D
     
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    *MC Vagina(Jon Lajoie): To get to the other vagina.
     
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    Dr. House: Because he has lupus.
     
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    George Bush - The chicken...uhh...crossed ummm, chicken road...it crossed the...uhhh...sorry eh, what was the question?
     
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    - Bitches don't know 'bout my chicken crossing the road
    - to find the road less travelled
     
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