Why are dogs smarter than cats? :D

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  1. Airbud

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    I tried to teach my cat this and she just cannot do it!...Grrrrrr!...

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    My cat, Mona Sax would kick your dog's ass! :p
     
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    Dog's, on average, want to please you. Cats, on average, merely tolerate your existence. ;)
     
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    mama cat will f*** a dog up to!....

    crazy b****!....I bleed everyday from playing with her!...she sure does have some razor sharp claws!

    Shhhhh!.....she sleeping over there...I'm going to sneak up and rub her on the belly.

    Edit: she clawed called the s*** out of me!......Grrrrr b****!......:D
     
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    lol, Hey Mona Sax is actually tame. My other cat Max Payne will kick your ass if you to rub his belly. You talk about sharp claws and teeth, he doesn't mess around. He comes in the house for food and water like once a week, then he goes out whoring around.
     
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    hahaha! ...in other words Max Payne turn into a whore dog/cat!....he just spread his oats...he just be looking for the next Pootie Tang.....Lol
     
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    Max Payne plays by his own rules, thats why I named him that and raised him that way. He does what he wants, I don't get involved.
     
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    Yep!....mama cat does her thing like clockwork, she jumps on my belly at 5 a.m.....then I'll feed her and let her go kill birds outside!

    cats are mean....always attacking something smaller than them yet running away from something bigger?.....we got coyotes, foxes and hybrid wolves here!....why don't she run over there and kick their ass?.....:D
     
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    Mona loves killing opossums snakes, and rats, and she is very good at. Max that SOB comes in once a week looking rough! I don't know what the hell he does, bet he has some great stories though lol.
     
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    hahahaha!.....he's a whore cat!

    I bet you one thing, there's going to be some little kittens running around that looks just like him!

    here kitty kitty!.....:D
     
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    Yea. And I can't hate on him. He does his thing.
     
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    Our cat overlords don't need to explain their behavior to inferior beings like us.
     
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    just make sure you feed his offspring!.....:D
     
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    .... OR ELSE !
     
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    haha!, ain't that the truth!....they will never look at things the way we do....
     
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    I think Max Payne has an entire civilization I don't know about.
     
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    hahaha!....that is definitely a declawed cat!
     
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    Dogs are man's best friend.

    Cats are man's complacent house guest.
     
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    As I am sitting here writing in my stand-up workbook I'm reminded of a bit Robin Williams did about cats likening them to drag queens - it was hilarious...
     

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