Who knew the Blue pill makes you live longer?

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  1. AsiJu

    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    Little bit yeah. And stiff!

    Okay I'll stop now.



    Not...
     
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  2. fantaskarsef

    fantaskarsef Ancient Guru

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    While I agree with you, in the closest circles at work, there's been 3 births in 3 different families... seems like people didn't really "plan" like we would have :D
     
  3. KissSh0t

    KissSh0t Ancient Guru

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    It can make you live...



    I will let myself out...
     
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  4. AsiJu

    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    Harder - yes!
    Better - oh yes!
    Stronger - why not!
    Faster - ehhh.....
     

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    anticupidon Ancient Guru

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    This thread just keeps on giving stronger advice and better knowledge, making us laugh stronger.
    Just for feeling blue!
     
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  6. AsiJu

    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    It just occurred to me Smurfs are all blue... no wonder that cranky old guy wanted to get all of them...
     
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    I once got one of these stuck in my throat. I had a stiff neck for hours.
     
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    Does it make you live longer than taking high quality Vit. D3, zinc /magnesium, and healthy eating every day?
     
  10. Mufflore

    Mufflore Ancient Guru

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    Its all about whether its going to shrivel and fall off, so anything that makes it not do that ftw!
     

  11. DannyD

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    Pretty sure there's something for everyone that makes them frisky lol
    Honestly for me i'd take canna over any medical miracle made by some scientist.
     
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    jbscotchman Ancient Guru

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    I know, I was just taking a stab at mainstream media.
     
  13. Mufflore

    Mufflore Ancient Guru

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    U so srius, did it fall off?
    I'm sure its more fun when it still works :p




    ps I'm only jesting, srius not meant :)
     
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    The strange thing I've really started to wonder what they are doing to commercial weed. Long story short, found a viable seed in a oz bag of top shelf. Tested by lab at ~29% THC according to the label. 6 months later, I have 5 ounces of killer smoke that has all the old effects of cotton mouth and red eye that is missing from the commercial weed even though it is the exact same strain.
     
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    jbscotchman Ancient Guru

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    It weed ever does commercialized they'll do the same thing they did with tobacco. Load it up with tons of unnecessary chemicals.
     

  16. tsunami231

    tsunami231 Ancient Guru

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    I kind laughed reading that


    yah I know such woman..
     
  17. AsiJu

    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    This reminds me of a joke by a certain stand up comedian about drinking and smoking at the same time being paradoxical.

    Apparently even a study was carried out which concluded it's the same as tickling your ass with a feather while hitting yourself over the head with a log.

    Begs the question how such a result was reached, were people given various objects to apply at various body parts simultaneously and only the feather-ass and log-head combo worked.

    Yeah this is it, now it feels like I'm drinking and smoking at the same time!
     
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    KissSh0t Ancient Guru

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    tfam26 Master Guru

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    Just had a son, perfect health. 9 and then 10 apgar score. No vaccines. He's crawling and babbling at one month.

    Leave it to tech gurus to talk about health though, and humor. Brilliance personified. Please don't steal my amazon account my wife will kill me.
     
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    ...because less people were having sex, because of 2020 - and in addition, according to government statistics, less women who would be considered 'plus size' are currently pregnant, also due to 2020...
     

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