whistling ass

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  1. The Joker

    The Joker Guest

    i was taking a dump the other day when my ass started to whistle. at first i found it amusing, but than i became worried. has this ever happened to anyone else? does anyone have anything to say about this?
     
  2. Dave

    Dave Don Fredo Corleone

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    Has it been consistent? Does it whistle a tune? Maybe it is just stress over the whole cow icon issue. There has been a subtle collective effort in support of your cause.
     
  3. LordMoses69

    LordMoses69 Master Guru

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    Its the cat icon. After a certain amount of time, it begins to cause anal whistling and after than your left nut will become dry and ashy. If this persists, use the cow icon. If you cant use the cow icon, buy a glock and kiss your ass good-bye.
     
  4. The Joker

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    Oh god! did it have to come to this? is there anything i can do? i mean, the cow icon is an important issue, but please, i fear for the safety of my whistling ass
     

  5. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    try washing it once in a while <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
     
  6. The Joker

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    no way <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
     
  7. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    what's the difference between a rabbit and a gay dude ?<br>
    a raabit only digs in his own hole
     
  8. Vincent MacLeod

    Vincent MacLeod Ancient Guru

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    When I see Rabbit,I see Playboy Magazine <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
     
  9. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    guess what i think when i see a cow......<br>
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    i see walking meat.. <IMG SRC="smileys/wink.gif">
     
  10. Vincent MacLeod

    Vincent MacLeod Ancient Guru

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    Cows fate is too be eaten and work.
     

  11. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    idd <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
     
  12. Vincent MacLeod

    Vincent MacLeod Ancient Guru

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    <IMG SRC="smileys/hot.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/bounce.gif"> Yeah! <IMG SRC="smileys/hot.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/bounce.gif">
     
  13. The Joker

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    hey you guys shouldn't be talking crap about cows... you never know what those fat peices of crap might do to you one day. <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif">
     
  14. Vincent MacLeod

    Vincent MacLeod Ancient Guru

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR><b>hey you guys shouldn't be talking crap about cows... you never know what those fat peices of crap might do to you one day. <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif"> </b><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Originally posted by The Joker<br>
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    Wat I know is that crap will provide all of us FOOD. <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif">
     
  15. The Joker

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    that's disrespect to my homies, i ain't down with that <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif"> MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <IMG SRC="http://www.geocities.com/stealthcowz/scowz_logo_black.jpg"> see this guy in the picture? He'll sit on you and you don't want that.
     

  16. Vincent MacLeod

    Vincent MacLeod Ancient Guru

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    U are a really dumb@$$ Joker.Hey I was a Joker for myself.I lead a clan called [HU]Hell Uprising.But i disbanded the clan.My name is [HU]J0k3r.I called myself Joker cause I played the FF8 game and I heard a cardgamer call himself Joker....Wow Cool.but anyway,not related to a CowMan.Yeah,u soppose to register ur name as CowMan not The Joker.And again,sadly...U lose sue.No Cow Icon for u. <IMG SRC="smileys/sticktongue.gif">
     
  17. The Joker

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    hugh? <IMG SRC="smileys/confused.gif">
     
  18. MadMechs

    MadMechs Guest

    If God had not intended us to eat cows, why would he make them from meat?
     
  19. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    VERY TRUE
     
  20. The Joker

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    Ice Cold: i thought you were down with cows... turns out you are just like everyone else <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif"> <IMG SRC="smileys/knock.gif">
     

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