What's your porn star name?

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  1. llerenaprincipe

    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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    lol, all I need is the porn mustache
     
  2. Elder III

    Elder III Ancient Guru

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    For some reason reading this made me go look for this picture. :banana:

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  3. Andrés

    Andrés Ancient Guru

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    "Puto" means "male bitch" in spanish ;)
     
  4. CrazY_Milojko

    CrazY_Milojko Ancient Guru

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    Nah, you're not even close, it's way beyound your worst fears, believe me ;)
     

  5. Extraordinary

    Extraordinary Ancient Guru

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    Told the mother in law that some people believe in reincarnation, that when you die you come back as something else

    She said she wanted to come back as a warthog

    I said no, you don't seem to understand, you come back as something different
     
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    CrazY_Milojko Ancient Guru

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    lol, hope she didn't understand you completely or else...

    Knowing my luck with dat #%*ch she would probably reincarnate as a warthog, and I would reincarnate as a corn field :(
     
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    Extraordinary Ancient Guru

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    lol, nah it's just an old joke I remembered :)

    I don't have a MIL as Im not married but the gf's mother would string me up if I said that to her :)
     
  8. CrazY_Milojko

    CrazY_Milojko Ancient Guru

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    Oh boy, looking at that MIL above I thought I saw MILF, lol...

    My lady is in her "red zone" atm so I'm having all kinds od hallucinations these days due to my testosterone overload :( Few more days of wait, keep strong, I know I can do it...
     
  9. Poison

    Poison Maha Guru

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    xyz if I get 3 models ***128508;***128509;***127978;***127973;***127974;***127934;***127944;***128038;***127920;***127926;***128132;***128559;***128082;
     
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    AsiJu Ancient Guru

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    Really?

    *sends resume to Spain*

    ;)
     

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