I say... where to begin! I always frequent the corner shop for some Scrumpy Jack's which keeps me sane through the working week. For those of you unaware its a Cider with a bit of a kick. Should I have that one day off from the sweatshop then a working class date with Mr. Smirnoff is in order... or if I don't fancy that I might sail off with none other than Mon Capitaine Morgan's Spiced Rum. Alternatively should I feel thoroughly comfortable and blessed with the extra quid or 2 I may indulge and splash out on some Southern Comfort. On the somewhat rare occasion when I'm blessed with 2 days off in a row, then on the first day I may indulge on Absolute which by no means is the finest of Vodka's but I thoroughly enjoy the flavour and how it flows down the food pipe... on the 2nd day its back on the Scrumpy for the repairs. What can I say, I'm a fairly cheap date and I like my brands.