Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by kanej2007, Jan 3, 2016.
This, why get out the car?
Lock the doors, windows and make obscene gestures. Doubt he'll brake the windows, but if he does, well, ****.
You'd have to be really stupid to threaten someone in possession of a lethal weapon, i.e. a running car. Darwin Award candidate.
Or you can try this
That's not necessarily true. Martial arts do not magically make up for lack of power like people think it does. Trying to hit Mike would be like trying to hit a brick wall, so unless you're similarly strong, good luck. He only has to hit you one time.
I would just keep the doors locked. Also it pays to have a dash cam in this situation.
You can also use smartphone. People start to act differently when filmed
hahahahaha^......nobody wants to fight a naked guy!....:banana:
Hahahaha... never though about this and never saw anything similar to this in real life street fights as a solution to avoid the fight, and believe me I saw a lot of s**t. Original, must admit But against Mike this prank probably wont work, we all know when dark hit his eyes he doesnt give a crap who is standing in front of him. Also I'm almost 100% sure pranks like this wont work in my country or in Russia: you'll be beaten even harder because of this, no doubt.
Guess my long arms (197cm) and street fight experience with bare hands wont do much against Mike's experience. All I could do is probably to keep my distance to prolong fight until police officers comes. Maybe I could try to grab him by his neck and choke him a bit, but since Mike has no neck probably that would be pointless.
Since I was a child I was taught not to start fight first, to keep my distance and if that dude in the opposite side strikes first or acts agressive that gives me legit right to beat the s**t in him in literally any way that comes to my mind. So...
So guess I'm the car with my wife, kids, and Mike starts provoking me aggressively through side glass of the car... In that case nice big wrench would do the job just fine
Hahahahahahahah^...Big wrench can do wonders....:banana:
Key for every door and effective solution for all kinds of problems, unless "problem" has a gun
I probably would not honk the horn etc unless their actions had nearly caused a crash, hit a pedestrian, or similar. If I did honk and they proceeded to leave their vehicle and make threatening moves towards me then my solution is to present one of these and ask how badly they want to see it in use.
thats about the only thing on the planet that could deter road-raging mike tyson
got a rusted machete on the door, so we both only need 1 hit I guess
Haha at some of the replies, loved them!
That said, it's very unlikely to end up in such a situation...
I out grew getting annoyed with other drivers after a decade of it in silicon valley. When you take an hour or better to go less than 10 miles to work every day, you just roll with it.
Seriously, what is the point in getting pissed off about it? Now I'm retired and I could care less...well considering my nearest neighbor is nearly a mile away...har har...
Hopefully you have the other equipment to make use of those rounds...Throwing them wouldn't be nearly as effective.:banana:
I must admit I'm way less inclined to get upset at the way people drive unless it is real dangerous other than just rude.Age has a way of making things like this less important.
Reminds me of 'the gamers': either called shot to the nuts, or backstab him with a balista.
In Soviet Russia, situation faces you!!!