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Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by kanej2007, Jan 3, 2016.

  1. Jae-So

    Jae-So Ancient Guru

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    This, why get out the car?
     
  2. Solfaur

    Solfaur Ancient Guru

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    Lock the doors, windows and make obscene gestures. Doubt he'll brake the windows, but if he does, well, ****. :D
     
  3. vidra

    vidra Ancient Guru

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    You'd have to be really stupid to threaten someone in possession of a lethal weapon, i.e. a running car. Darwin Award candidate.
     
  4. TDurden

    TDurden Ancient Guru

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  5. IcE

    IcE Don Snow Staff Member

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    That's not necessarily true. Martial arts do not magically make up for lack of power like people think it does. Trying to hit Mike would be like trying to hit a brick wall, so unless you're similarly strong, good luck. He only has to hit you one time.
     
  6. Fender178

    Fender178 Ancient Guru

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    I would just keep the doors locked. Also it pays to have a dash cam in this situation.
     
  7. TDurden

    TDurden Ancient Guru

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    You can also use smartphone. People start to act differently when filmed
     
  8. airbud7

    airbud7 Ancient Guru

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    CrazY_Milojko Ancient Guru

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    Hahahaha... never though about this and never saw anything similar to this in real life street fights as a solution to avoid the fight, and believe me I saw a lot of s**t. Original, must admit :D But against Mike this prank probably wont work, we all know when dark hit his eyes he doesnt give a crap who is standing in front of him. Also I'm almost 100% sure pranks like this wont work in my country or in Russia: you'll be beaten even harder because of this, no doubt.

    Guess my long arms (197cm) and street fight experience with bare hands wont do much against Mike's experience. All I could do is probably to keep my distance to prolong fight until police officers comes. Maybe I could try to grab him by his neck and choke him a bit, but since Mike has no neck probably that would be pointless.

    Since I was a child I was taught not to start fight first, to keep my distance and if that dude in the opposite side strikes first or acts agressive that gives me legit right to beat the s**t in him in literally any way that comes to my mind. So...

    So guess I'm the car with my wife, kids, and Mike starts provoking me aggressively through side glass of the car... In that case nice big wrench would do the job just fine :D
     
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    Hahahahahahahah^...Big wrench can do wonders....:banana:
     

  11. CrazY_Milojko

    CrazY_Milojko Ancient Guru

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    Key for every door and effective solution for all kinds of problems, unless "problem" has a gun :D
     
  12. Elder III

    Elder III Ancient Guru

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    I probably would not honk the horn etc unless their actions had nearly caused a crash, hit a pedestrian, or similar. If I did honk and they proceeded to leave their vehicle and make threatening moves towards me then my solution is to present one of these and ask how badly they want to see it in use.

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    __hollywood|meo Ancient Guru

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    thats about the only thing on the planet that could deter road-raging mike tyson :D
     
  14. EspHack

    EspHack Ancient Guru

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    got a rusted machete on the door, so we both only need 1 hit I guess
     
  15. kanej2007

    kanej2007 Ancient Guru

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    Haha at some of the replies, loved them!

    That said, it's very unlikely to end up in such a situation...
     

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    HeavyHemi Ancient Guru

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    I out grew getting annoyed with other drivers after a decade of it in silicon valley. When you take an hour or better to go less than 10 miles to work every day, you just roll with it.
    Seriously, what is the point in getting pissed off about it? Now I'm retired and I could care less...well considering my nearest neighbor is nearly a mile away...har har...
     
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    Hopefully you have the other equipment to make use of those rounds...Throwing them wouldn't be nearly as effective.:banana:
     
  18. jbmcmillan

    jbmcmillan Ancient Guru

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    I must admit I'm way less inclined to get upset at the way people drive unless it is real dangerous other than just rude.Age has a way of making things like this less important.
     
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    Reminds me of 'the gamers': either called shot to the nuts, or backstab him with a balista.
     
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    In Soviet Russia, situation faces you!!!
     

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