Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by StewieTech, Oct 26, 2013.
we want to see you lol
"How Did I End Up Down Here?"
Some funny ones here -
Wouldn't mind this one lol
I'm a bit surprised nobody said GAME OVER :3eyes:
Delete everything on my hard drive.
I want a solar powered LCD screen that displays the scrolling credits of all involved in my life from birth till death, that just plays continuously untill the LCD screen or solar panel gives out... or until they bulldoze the cemetery to build a new Shopping Mall, Gun store or over priced Court of Law building.
"I wonder what this button does...."
An IR Cam inside the coffin displaying your decomposing face on the LCD screen shown on the gravestone
Press it and it makes a sound of a garbage disposal unit. worm food.
Dunno about message on the stone, but wouldnt mind this being played, Pretty epic for its day. Still sounds good today! Amazing what Paula could do back in those days.
I'm gonna be fired into space, screw this planet and screw entropy.
But if I had to be buried underground in a quasi religious sense, I guess my hypothetical gravestone/temple entrance would read:
"When the power of love overtakes the love of power, this soul will rest in peace"
I don't care what's on my grave stone. I don't even care if I don't have one. What I do want though is a memorable funeral.
I don't want to lay there in a casket with a rosary and a somber look. I want to either be laying in there naked, or placed sitting in a chair. Anyone who shows up will get it. It's about making people smile or laugh. It's how I live, it's how I want to go out.
there nobody here... he aint dead yet....unfortunately
I shouldnt be alive. as much problems I have. doctors even say this.
Im just too damn stubborn
It wasn't me
the guy next to me did it.
Turn the pages back in time
Through the chapters in my mind
Life's too short to leave behind
It's too late now
Life was like a fantasy
Taken by reality
Does anyone remember me
You once knew me....
" Told you i know how to ride a 600CC super sport bike!"
Live fast die young.