What is your dream job?

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  1. Mannerheim

    Mannerheim Ancient Guru

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    rich unemployed woud be no1.
    But if i had to do a job, boat engine mechanic woud be evesome.
    studying it at the moment.
     
  2. Year

    Year Ancient Guru

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    my dream job?

    to be a general Doctor, i studied but never finished, my life took a weird turn shorly after my father died so i had to give up on it.

    infact whenever i gave medical advise on g3d i never surfed the web for info, i advised based on what i learned. :)

    there is..

    1) you can work as a pr0nstar and bang Dani Daniels.. but it won't be private, your latest movie will be all over torrent websites.

    2) work as a private "bishop giver" disguised as a massause.

    all you need is an announcement somewhere, newspapers, magazines, etc. your therapy will be based on Sex for money and you get to decide if the woman that called you is up to yer standards or not.

    OR.. you can choose to give up some of your amazing +59 Lockpicking points and upgrade your PERSUASION abilities, girls will hand over the money and their vagina's, i also recommend upgrading your stamina to +2 in order to deal more damage to the girls intimate parts during sex. :D

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  3. kanej2007

    kanej2007 Ancient Guru

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    Had the pleasure of checking her out, she's dam hot...
     
  4. Agent-A01

    Agent-A01 Ancient Guru

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    Id hit it..
     

  5. PhazeDelta1

    PhazeDelta1 Moderator Staff Member

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    There are some porn stars out there that aren't worth hitting with a car.
     
  6. Agent-A01

    Agent-A01 Ancient Guru

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    True, but i had never heard of her until today.
     
  7. Zareph

    Zareph Ancient Guru

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    Something like professor Brian Cox's job... Science promoter / physicist :)
    That guy's like the next Carl Sagan, with some David Attenborough in the mix...
     
  8. daffy101

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    A job that means I could take my children to school and be home in time to pick them up from school. Money doesn't matter children remember time you spend with them not how much you spend on them.
     
  9. AndreasGuido

    AndreasGuido Ancient Guru

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    Thats easy F1 pilot! But i good one, not one season wonder :D
     
  10. I always wanted to be an architect of graphics designer...sadly, it was not to be.
     

  11. Black_ice_Spain

    Black_ice_Spain Ancient Guru

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    always wanted to be hardware designer. Before learning to program, now im like 50% from both.

    Studies and work changed it, so I'm a software one, but i work at pretty low level in a good research company, somewhat near the hardware, so im pretty happy :) (except for teh money income :/, damn spain).

    Of course, always wanted to be a lazy ******* who doesn't work, but :(
     
  12. Kaleid

    Kaleid Ancient Guru

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    Self-employed author, 2 books / year with interviews and talks given.
     
  13. Satan

    Satan Ancient Guru

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    Please, I really want to stay learning forever T__T
     
  14. dsbig

    dsbig Ancient Guru

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    chief engineer on a starship.


    I has the skills...
     
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  15. Year

    Year Ancient Guru

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    apparently you weren't the only one around here lol, but then again you guys are not ME :D when it comes to women, i'm your MAN, proven by my amazing "2.3TB" of pr0n.

    since i didn't become a doctor i specialized in pr0n downloads and pr0nstars, i'm so dirty lol


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  16. scheherazade

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    Flying planes and racing cars ... on my terms and schedule.

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  17. kanej2007

    kanej2007 Ancient Guru

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    At least your being honest. I have around 5 hdds of pron, some double layer dvds as well as around 80 dvds bought from the chinese pirate movie sellers.
     
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    Damn, beat me, I only have 1.8 TB but I also have my collection backed up on external 2TB HDD for when the end of the internets will come! :uhoh:
     
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    Pro golfer :D
     
  20. IchimA

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    I thought NOBODY downloads pr0000n :D
     

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