What is the most annoying sound to you?

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  1. Palerider

    Palerider Ancient Guru

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    The guy in the next stall with violent diarrhea
    Cats in heat
    female flatulence
    Crying at a funeral

    Fake moaning in porn. Only one thing worse than a girl sounding like she's about to explode from a guy kissing her neck, that's when she screams profanity in such a fake way, it sounds like she's getting her a$$ kicked.

    * The worst of all: (I hope you never hear it) Is the distinct sound of an incoming shell.it's sort of a whining/hissing/ buzzing that you'll hear the rest of your life if you've heard it once.That's not the bad sound- it's the sound of all the guys around you in a fear driven, reflexive covering/ "my training is on auto pilot, but I think I'm about to die" fear sound.

    Hurt kids.They cry for lots of reasons, but pain crying is hard for me to take.
     
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    the rice burners i see every day on my way to work with the retarded muffler tips.
    "put a real exhaust system on that car kid".
     

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    nails on the chalkboard
    electrical shortcut sounds coming from my pc
    crying women
    crying babies
    ken block
    the war alarm that goes off each month for testing
     
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    OH GOD everytime i played dirt 2. "Hi im ken block and this is dirt 2"

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    Somebody snapping / popping their chewing gum.
    Crying babies.
     
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    Vague music from upstairs neighbours.
    You can alllmost figure out what the music is, but all you can really hear is the vague rhythm.
    Annoys the hell out of me.
     
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    Jim Lampley announcing boxing on HBO. He needs to be punched in the face repeatedly.

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    Get Whitelightning's PC replace all the sounds with

    "Hi im ken block" LOL
     
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    nails on Cardboard..... even the thought of it makes me cringe
     
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    rotary hammer drill perforating concrete or a steel beam...
    someone near chewing food with open mouth
    dusty fans spinning
    fake sex moanings
    teeth grinding
    naggy women
    .....
    the most unsuportable sound for me is the sound produced when someone bites a piece of metal,like a spoon....and gnaws it
     
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    dry skin moving against dry metal

    metal on metal

    somalian and arabic
     
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    for me it must be the standard nokia tune
    when i was doing 24/7 service for 12 years every night i heard that tune to get out of my bed and go back to work
     
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    Noises that piss me off

    -Harley Davidson motorcycle
    -Cars with large mufflers
    -Ranchera music
    -Crickets
    -Dog barking
    -Henry Kissingers voice
    -People who talk a lot yet have a lisp or nasally voice.
    -The voice of a female smoker, especially when she gets older the more annoying it gets.
    -The laugh of a chain smoker *aaahck hhaaackk ahhck haahck*
    -The catty voice of women

    Basically any dumb sound that humans produce, it's a long ass list so I won't bore you all with listing them :wanker:
     
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    1. It used to be the Cillit Bang advert, but that was easily overshadowed by WeBuyAnyCar. Every time it comes on I have to mute the TV; one day I won't be able to find the remote in time and the TV is going to go flying out the window.

    2. Jonathan Legard

    3. Overly camp people being deliberately loud for the sole purpose of attention whoring.
     
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    Any type of rap "music".
     
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    that's exactly how i feel like whenever the "justin case" safe auto commercial comes on.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGm9B-tcg30&feature=related
     

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