Weirdest dream you've ever had?

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  1. Renegade8100

    Renegade8100 Ancient Guru

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    i once had a dream i was grabbing my girlfriends ass while we were sleeping, then i woke up to me grabbing her ass

    Last night I had a rather epic dream where I was a hitman trying to kill Crispin Glover who was the head coach for a super nazi soccer team. He reported to the owner of the team who kinda looked like Sienna Miller with the body of Gemma Atkinson who was also on my hitlist. The final even took place in some larger castle like the one from the first level of return to castle wolfenstein with less banners and armor. I was walking up a circular stairwell and saw this guy who was also trying to kill the chick and then I got into this epic battle with that guy from willard only he was badass like in charlies angels. after I killed him, I went to fight that sienna miller tool looking chick and after some mr. and mrs. smith fighting, it ended with us getting it on and then I woke up when it was getting good cause I had to take a leak
     
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  2. crushilista

    crushilista Ancient Guru

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    That's a win lol.

    Does anyone ever feel pain in their dreams? If I get hit with something or step on something, my body actually feels pain.
     
  3. Doug

    Doug Ancient Guru

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    By any chance have you played Let's Meow Meow? :3eyes: lol
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let's_Meow_Meow!

    Guy living in apartment takes in a catgirl and falls in love and.. things happen
     
  4. Ieldra

    Ieldra Banned

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    Once had a dream that a weird blue/green girl joined my class. I woke up and starting telling people about her and how hot she is and promptly fell asleep ( i dont remember telling anyone i think it was sleep-talking lol) then i began dreaming of strange man chasing me around the peach on a gold pogo stick
     

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    SkyR34 Active Member

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    Not really a weird dream, but when I was about 10 I had a dream one night. And the following morning my brother told about what he had dreamt, and it happened to be identical to my dream, but from his perspective.. now that's quite weird..:D
     
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    why yes, i have played that game before, but that was after the dream :banana:
     
  7. crushilista

    crushilista Ancient Guru

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    I can't believe I just clicked on that link rofl
     
  8. getsuga12

    getsuga12 Ancient Guru

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    lol what has been seen cannot be unseen :infinity:
     
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    _Rnesto Master Guru

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    weird?

    today I just dreamed that I was driving my dad's car (corolla) alone, I took his keys while he's sleep, and drove through the city even went shopping with my aunt and then visit my gf... the weird part? I dont have a license and dont know how to drive a car. but it felt good.

    in the real world me and my family went to a restaurant to have dinner. I think thats what dreams are for, they channel the energy of our day.
     
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  11. Leafblower

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    lmao
     
  12. damien666

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    ive been having weird true dreams most my life and they i kid u not come true, ive dream that my mate was preg and 2weeks later she became preg, ive dream of my mate having an accident and a few weeks later he does do, also i new my mate was going to be made redundant 3months before it happened... it weird i know
     
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    You didn't dream by any chance that I was going to win next weeks lottery? :D
     
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    Adicto Master Guru

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    Well, actually i've had similar dreams too.
    Specially ones that i'm somewhere i don't know but a few months/years (Yeah sometimes years) i remember i dreamed i was standing right there :banana:

    Almost all my dreams are weird, they just dont make sense lol
    Like flying a plane made of foam, sometimes i dream the same dreams during a week, month.

    I specially hate the ones where im falling into nothing :infinity:
    Those really freak me out, you heart rates goes like 200bpm and you can't wake up, then suddenly you open your eyes and there you are all freaked. :banana:
     
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    the weirdest was probably the one where i dreamt about a giraffe with big boobs (no really!) and the fecking animal was staring at me, so i turned around and found out that the city i was in was annihilated with dead people scattered all over the place, when i turned back the giraffe talked to me and told me to go to the supermarket and buy cereals... :3eyes:

    so i went and as soon as i stepped into the supermarket i got shot by a criminal or something but i did not feel any pain, i just got up, grabbed the cereals, paid and for some reason when i stepped out of the supermarket, everything was back to normal but strangely every car was upside down, i heard some sort of music coming from the sky and then i woke up.

    an apocalyptic/creepy/violent/stupid dream featuring a giraffe with big boobs? LOL the brain certainly works in mysterious ways when we sleep. :D
     

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    Lucid dreaming, I get that alot in the mornings when I have vacation. During work/school days my alarm to wake up kinda breaks the sleep cycle before I even get to the stage of lucid dreaming somehow.
     
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    I'd love to be able to have lucid dreams, you can 'train' yourself to start having them, some guides and tips on the inet but I could never be bothered :)
     
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    Have had some interesting ones. One I was a Roman soldier (well could have been something else) I think fighting greeks (well they had armour that I guess was of Greek/Eastern Origin), was bizarre because like many dreams something isnt right or you are struggling against something.

    Was in formation but for some reason my rank kept on having spaces in it and I was screaming to no avail whilst this enemy kept on jumping in the airthen smashing his sword down on my shield. (his leap was like superman) And that's all I could do. My arms felt like lead and I was battered and battered. Then woke up.

    I have also experienced the night visitor as it were. Those stories about succubi I am afraid are true unless it's some form of low brain activity. You actually know something is up and you start shouting. I usually ended quoting religious phrases in Latin, although wierdly enough am no real believer in God. Or I laugh at it, which doesnt always work hehe.

    Thing is I know family members who have experienced it as well.

    My mum knew her mum was dead as she came to her in a dream to say goodbye. I think she has had an out of body experience as well.

    Have also had a lot of those running ones when suddenly you miss a step then wake up.
     
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    too much fallout 3 just like my dream involves too much wolfenstein
     
  20. Enizax

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    i remember having a dream where someone shot me in the chest twice in a dark alley, i remember feeling the bullets penetrate me and exit from my back. I fall to the ground. I get back up, and turn around to see my own dead body lying in a pool of blood on the ground, aaand I wake up :)
     

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