Vault of Fail Rev. 2 (new rules - RTFM!)

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    Yes. Eddie is totally cool and irresistibly charming.
     
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    May I invade your knowledge (educate you) about German language? :D

    There are two forms of pronouncing "ch".

    For example:
    das Licht = the light
    das Loch = the hole

    The first one, Licht, is pronouned like "sh", I think that is the best explanation how to pronounce. It sounds almost like "sch" in German ("Schnitzel"), but we were taught it is pronounced "lighter" than "sch", the "sh" sound isn't so ... "intense".
    The other one really is difficult to describe if there is no sound for it in your language.

    But I have got an idea how you could hear what it sounds like!
    Go to Google and type: "laugh german" (without "")and hit ENTER.
    The typical search window will come up, but shows the Google translator at first before any search results (otherwise go to Google Translator). It should show you the English side and the German one. Do you see the speaker button above the words? Click on the German translation to hear an example of the second form with the word "lachen".
    You may enter the two terms from above ("Licht" and "Loch") so hear the difference.

    So to be honest with you, I don't see where I made any mistake explaining this?! Could you please explain?
     
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    One of my favorite haiku (hokku)

    Windows has crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    Your screams are in vain.


    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.

    Yesterday it worked
    Today it is not working
    Windows is like that

    Stay the patient course
    Of little worth is your ire
    The network is down

    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes, and lost data.
    Guess which has occurred.

    You step in the stream,
    but the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.

    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.

    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.

    Rather than a beep
    Or a rude error message,
    These words: “File not found.”

    Serious error.
    All shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

    The Web site you seek
    cannot be located but
    endless others exist

    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent, and reboot.
    Order shall return.

    ABORTED effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask way too much.

    With searching comes loss
    and the presence of absence:
    “My Novel” not found.

    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao, until
    You bring fresh toner.

    A crash reduces
    your expensive computer
    to a simple stone.

    Error messages
    cannot completely convey.
    We now know shared loss.

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen dies
    so beautifully.

    this one is beautiful too.
     
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    The world needed this. :p
     
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    Classic youtube comment of a one night stand gone wrong :D.
     
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    16 years old. Or so they claim... I have hard time believing that.
     
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    Sad but true. Lmao
     
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