Vault of Fail #7

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by John, May 13, 2010.

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  1. Neo Cyrus

    Neo Cyrus Ancient Guru

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    I ran naked with a porn star because I'm gay... who the hell makes up this crap?
     
  2. Sieras

    Sieras Ancient Guru

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    I smoke weed with a clown because I stink :D lol!

    Ok seriously, never tried weed and it wont happen in the near future.
     
  3. Devolution

    Devolution Ancient Guru

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    I shot a cookie jar because I'm sexy.
    :3eyes:
    WTF
     
  4. JerichoKru

    JerichoKru Member Guru

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    I killed a black guy because I'm sexy.


    wut.

    also, unintentional racism?:3eyes:
     
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  5. Gromuhl'Djun

    Gromuhl'Djun Ancient Guru

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    I got married to a cookie jar because I'm sexy :S AWESOME!

    Lot of black t-shirt wearing people here though.
     
  6. Trolle

    Trolle Maha Guru

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    i killed santa claus because im sexy
     
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    Iggyblack Ancient Guru

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    i need a pornstar because i hate my life.


    hahahaha
     
  8. Renegade8100

    Renegade8100 Ancient Guru

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    I married a jew because I was horny
     
  9. Seref

    Seref Ancient Guru

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    I ****ed Michael Jackson because that's what I am.

    Oh Lord...
     
  10. Li4m79

    Li4m79 Ancient Guru

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    I hate a dog cause thats what I am

    yep full of the old self hate today!!

    gonna lock myself in the barthroom and beat myself!
     

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    Enizax Master Guru

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    I took a crap on a lesbian because I stink o_O
     
  12. killerxr290

    killerxr290 Banned

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    I ****ed Santa Claus becasue im sexy rofl


    Hmmm did i do that before or after you killed him?!
    :banana::puke2::3eyes:
     
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    kwak Ancient Guru

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    I did a blowjob to madonna because I smoked crack
     
  14. sk8zophrenia

    sk8zophrenia Ancient Guru

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    I took a crap on Barney the Dino because thats what I am

    eh?
     
  15. JACK4HIRE

    JACK4HIRE Ancient Guru

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    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593111,00.html

    I guess this is where I should extol the virtues of socialized medicine, but I will just keep it to myself.
     

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    Mike Z Master Guru

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    * shakes head *

    She's an idiot for not seeing another doctor in the 2 year period.. ? Wouldn't you go to a doctor in that 2 year period of having pain day in and day out ?

    And if doctors didn't believe her enough to check, then they should all have a plastic handle jammed up their ass.
     
  17. dark_surge

    dark_surge Master Guru

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    I killed Michael Jackson because I'm sexy.

    Dr. Conrad Murray took the heat :).
     
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    Renegade8100 Ancient Guru

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    [ R ] Master Guru

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    toilet rape reminds me of a scene from deep rising =p
     
  20. sk8zophrenia

    sk8zophrenia Ancient Guru

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    I, politely ask all Guru's here please dont join this here, as in this forum.
     
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