Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by John, May 13, 2010.
I ran naked with a porn star because I'm gay... who the hell makes up this crap?
I smoke weed with a clown because I stink lol!
Ok seriously, never tried weed and it wont happen in the near future.
I shot a cookie jar because I'm sexy.
I killed a black guy because I'm sexy.
also, unintentional racism?:3eyes:
I got married to a cookie jar because I'm sexy :S AWESOME!
Lot of black t-shirt wearing people here though.
i killed santa claus because im sexy
i need a pornstar because i hate my life.
I married a jew because I was horny
I ****ed Michael Jackson because that's what I am.
I hate a dog cause thats what I am
yep full of the old self hate today!!
gonna lock myself in the barthroom and beat myself!
I took a crap on a lesbian because I stink
I ****ed Santa Claus becasue im sexy rofl
Hmmm did i do that before or after you killed him?!
I did a blowjob to madonna because I smoked crack
I took a crap on Barney the Dino because thats what I am
I guess this is where I should extol the virtues of socialized medicine, but I will just keep it to myself.
* shakes head *
She's an idiot for not seeing another doctor in the 2 year period.. ? Wouldn't you go to a doctor in that 2 year period of having pain day in and day out ?
And if doctors didn't believe her enough to check, then they should all have a plastic handle jammed up their ass.
I killed Michael Jackson because I'm sexy.
Dr. Conrad Murray took the heat .
toilet rape reminds me of a scene from deep rising =p
I, politely ask all Guru's here please dont join this here, as in this forum.