Vault of Fail #4

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    I thought this was pretty double fail
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    EDIT: New pic makes more sense
     
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    I love the absurdity of this one :nerd:
     

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    Idiot Sitings -- LOL!

    IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired.

    The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did

    not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute,

    and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

    He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that

    1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

    We haven't used Sears repair since.


    IDIOT SIGHTING:

    My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave

    the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said,

    'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just

    give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're

    sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give

    me back $1 and 75 cents in change..


    Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


    IDIOT SIGHTING : I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor

    call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars

    out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

    From Kingman , KS .


    IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE : My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'

    He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce. From Kansas City


    IDIOT SIGHTING:

    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,

    'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I

    replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled

    knowingly and nodded,

    'That's why we ask.'

    Happened in Birmingham , Ala.


    IDIOT SIGHTING : The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross

    the street.. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.

    She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind

    people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind

    people doing driving?!'

    She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS


    IDIOT SIGHTING : At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.

    She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented

    cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often..' Not another word

    was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

    This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


    IDIOT SIGHTING : I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back

    into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would

    not turn on.

    A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.


    IDIOT SIGHTING

    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car,

    we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department

    and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I

    watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and

    discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'

    His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

    This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , MS
     
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    what do you get when you read the first letter from the 3rd sentence till the 9th one downwards ?
     
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    it's the onion AKA fake news, and I'm pretty sure the kids were on it, no kid is THAT faggy XD
     
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    lol man

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    What is that from?
     
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    http://gamegrep.com/news/26586-man_blames_silent_hill_after_causing_a_hospital_blackout/

     
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