Vault of Fail #4

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  2. Chouji

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    Seen something like this before.
    One of the plastic beds was broken so some noob tried to repair it using nuts and bolts.

    Dang super magnet tore the parts right off.
     
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    ROFL, Nice addition to the lakers pic :wanker:
     

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    20feets/6m, dunno how he got there :D
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    Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from the pub. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the street lights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......

    BUMP........


    BUMP........


    BUMP........




    Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into
    his road.




    BUMP........



    BUMP........




    BUMP........




    He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box
    approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape
    more clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.





    BUMP........





    BUMP........





    BUMP........





    He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.........




    BUMP........BUMP.......





    BUMP........BUMP.......




    BUMP........BUMP........




    The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......




    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...




    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...





    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...




    He started to sprint, but so did the coffin.......




    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....





    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....





    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....




    Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the
    lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He
    shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way
    through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock
    off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....





    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...





    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........




    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...




    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...




    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...





    The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad.




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......




    He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the
    coffin.......still it came ........




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...





    He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it
    ........still it came......






    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...





    He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it
    ......still it came......





    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw it........



    The coffin stopped.




    Fail or what:bang:.
     
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    omg i wanna shake that guys hand legend :D
     
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    Haha what a waste of my life reading that :p

    It wasn't the cough that carried him off, it was the coffin they carried him off in!
     

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    Ya it has to be fake. Wouldn't that landing still severely **** you up? Landing on your arse in a tiny blow up pool? ...
     
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    That water slide one is insane and reminds me of the cheerleader through a basketball hoop. :banana:



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    I threw up in my mouth. UG!
     

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    I thought this was already posted in this thread so checked and it was you who posted it already lol :wanker:
     
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    Though I had forgotten to post it, I'm amazing

    I FAIL too :)
     
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    lolz wut?
     
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    WTF with that granny pic?! Did you HAVE TO post that?! :puke2:
     
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