Top 11 Things to Do if Your Laptop Battery Explodes!!

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  1. Watcher

    Watcher Ancient Guru

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    11.Make your own replacement battery out of AA batteries and duct tape.

    10.Duck and cover.

    9. Keep pretending to use the computer so you don't have to help with
    chores around the house.

    8. Run down to the library to blog about it.

    7. Forbid laptops on planes.

    6. Visit prepareyourownlawsuit.com.

    5. Pour your Mountain Dew on your forehead to soothe the burn.

    4. Tell the security guys at the airport that there's a recall on those batteries
    for exploding like that. Hope they don't find the other bomb.

    3. Break out your Laptop Battery Explosion Survival Kit. Roast the included hot dogs.

    2. Sew your penis back on.

    1. Don't panic. Your towel can be used as a tourniquet to stop the bleeding from the severed femoral artery in your right leg and also be used with a snapping motion to keep the lawyers at bay whilst on your way to the emergency room.

    http://www.bbspot.com/News/2006/08/top-11-things-to-do-if-your-laptop-battery-explodes.html

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  2. TheGriffin

    TheGriffin Ancient Guru

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    HAHAHA!!








    No. Ok so when you PowerBook explodes you do this:

    Go crazy because Mac's don't crash, freeze but now they explode...

    Woohoo, lets all make jokes at Sony instead since they didn't make the batteries properly.
     
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    kwak Ancient Guru

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  4. Recrofne

    Recrofne Ancient Guru

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    Haha! Oh man, you know that so many people would actually do that.

    Random kid on emospace:
    "So like, 2day my laptop exploded and it like totally suks cuz now I gotta go 2 the library..."
     

  5. orgnlprankster7

    orgnlprankster7 Master Guru

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  6. aircool

    aircool Don Aircooleone Staff Member

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    lol

    thats sony batteries

    ill shut up now as ive sent mine away missing it allready
     

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