The Pharmacist

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  1. Klay

    Klay Member Guru

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    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist." <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
     
  2. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    good point, good thing i'm sure my girlfriend's dad isn't a pharmacist
     
  3. Vincent MacLeod

    Vincent MacLeod Ancient Guru

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    me too <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif">
     
  4. Dave

    Dave Don Fredo Corleone

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    Now thats funny!
     

  5. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    LMAO LMAO LMAO
     
  6. LordMoses69

    LordMoses69 Master Guru

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    Thats a 14 out of 10!!! I love it. Some good humor to calm the gf too <IMG SRC="smileys/sticktongue.gif">
     
  7. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    LordMoses69 , your making no sense, explain please
     
  8. Cyberius

    Cyberius Guest

    hehehe, where do u get al these Klay? <IMG SRC="smileys/biggrin.gif"> <br>
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    keep up the humour man... <IMG SRC="smileys/wink.gif"> <br>
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  9. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    Klay should be made Humor-editor of Guru3d <IMG SRC="smileys/smile.gif">
     

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