The first time I've seen a service like this...

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  1. FULMTL

    FULMTL Ancient Guru

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    Sorry to spam a web address, but this all girl computer repair service sounds effing sweet. There is no innuendo or puns on the site at all, so it kinda fails there. Sadly no pics :( dammit I want pics.

    http://sexyteks.com/

    this image comes to mind
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    Well I guess I'm going to hell. Seeyahs there.

    I found this site from some job ads in my area...
    "Are You Sexy? Flirty? and Computer Savvy?
    Then We're Looking For You!
    Sexy Teks is a new company in Dallas looking for Hot, Sexy, Computer Savvy women to go on computer repair calls"


    Now imagine you call this service up and this hottie comes to look at your PC. All of us here know how to work on stuff already but I'm just saying for kicks. Then your girlfriend, wife, or mom comes home and you try to explain that she is here to look at your PC. They will never believe you.
     
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  2. IPlayNaked

    IPlayNaked Banned

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    Looks like she made a mess...

    What a bad, bad girl...she's going to have to clean that up.
     
  3. Elder III

    Elder III Ancient Guru

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    so is this an escort service for geeks and 40 yr old virgins?
     
  4. crushilista

    crushilista Ancient Guru

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    "Oh dear... your overclocking my RAM stick... hope I don't become unstable..."

    Why do I see this getting men sued for harassment all over America.
     

  5. Mkilbride

    Mkilbride Banned

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    Wow, you see those prices?

    *Min two hour payment, 85$ an hour, lol, 20$ for phonecalls, ect.

    Lmao.
     
  6. nvlddmkm

    nvlddmkm Banned

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    I better get to give them full penetration, vaginal and anal, plus be swallowed during my climax for those prices. If not, I'll do my computer work myself for free.
     
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  7. lmimmfn

    lmimmfn Ancient Guru

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    just put them on the dishes instead
     
  8. Seref

    Seref Ancient Guru

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    I'd like to give them a call and just go:

    "Okay, my OS freezes on load. I've done a sector scan on my primary harddrive which came back fine and ran a checkdisk using recovery tools which resulted in a crash halfway through the test. I've reseated and swapped my memory and removed all video/audio/other extension hardware. What should I do from here?"

    And see if I get a half decent answer or a script.
     
  9. crushilista

    crushilista Ancient Guru

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    I see this was edited. Kind of scared of what it said before lol.
     
  10. Mkilbride

    Mkilbride Banned

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    Lol.

    Well those prices are more than hookers cost. Also, you can put your PC at Bestbuy for 50$, for well, as long as it takes to fix...so...uh...this is crazy, lol, unless it is some kinda secret sex business.

    I bet they have low standards for "Sexy" too.

    10$ says they think resetting a modem is a "professional job"
     

  11. nm+

    nm+ Don Cappuccino Staff Member

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    Jesus christ.
    there is not a facepalm big enough.
     
  12. Mr_ALLroy

    Mr_ALLroy Ancient Guru

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    I'd just say I have an "electronic penis" and it's been crashing on me. Can you have a look at it please? I'll pay a service fee for that. hehe. Just don't tell my GF I said this...
     
  13. Tat3

    Tat3 Ancient Guru

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    Where does it say that there are only women working ? Just wondering if there is even a single one. :p

    Site looks gay/girly so it might have been made for gays/women.
     
  14. WhiteLightning

    WhiteLightning Don Illuminati Staff Member

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    i bet this guy works there

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  15. Li4m79

    Li4m79 Ancient Guru

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    and all we get is an electrostatic wristband for our safety!!
     

  16. Li4m79

    Li4m79 Ancient Guru

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    lol@ $20 to register an account!!
     
  17. Scorch666

    Scorch666 Ancient Guru

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    Smells fishy. And iam not just talking about their minges. Lol.:)
     
  18. FULMTL

    FULMTL Ancient Guru

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    Oh man, I think this would be the best prank ever to call them on your buddy. He would probably think they are strippers. Just get in there to save his ass before **** gets crazy.

    Or like you call these girls and when they get there the house full of guys just there to watch lol oh ****!:wanker:
     
  19. Pzykotik

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    That's why the prices are so high, you're also paying for the security guard!!
     
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    Adicto Master Guru

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    No man, it's the recipe for orgy d00d! :infinity:
     

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