The book "understanding women" released!

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  1. maleficarus™

    maleficarus™ Banned

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    Made me laugh so I thought I'd share...
     
  2. IcE

    IcE Don Snow Staff Member

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    First off, there's a vault of fail for a reason. Secondly, women aren't complicated at all.
     
  3. Mkilbride

    Mkilbride Banned

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    I found a picture of Maleficarus!
     
  4. llerenaprincipe

    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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    this isn't a "fail", it's a "win"
    and women ARE complicated
     

  5. BLEH!

    BLEH! Ancient Guru

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    Are there any women on these forums?
     
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    scheherazade Ancient Guru

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    They won't tell you if they are...
    It would be alias suicide.
    Hundreds of lonely nerds would converge on any of them that reveal their secret...

    (lol)

    -scheherazade
     
  7. F1refly

    F1refly Ancient Guru

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    put this post in that fail vault where it belongs
     
  8. IcE

    IcE Don Snow Staff Member

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    I'm sorry but I've never had problems understanding or getting with women.
     
  9. KCjoker

    KCjoker Ancient Guru

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    Don't even try the second they think you've figured them out they'll change out of spite but mostly they want men to work their ass off for their affection/attention.
     
  10. Leafblower

    Leafblower Ancient Guru

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    They aren't understandable.
     

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    FULMTL Ancient Guru

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    Mkilbride Banned

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    So true.
     
  13. FULMTL

    FULMTL Ancient Guru

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    I can keep going...
     
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    Norvekh Ancient Guru

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    I thought that book was just volume 1?
     

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    vault off fail is also vault of win
     
  17. dchalf10

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    Anyone who thinks they get women....doesn't.

    The only thing I claim to know is when my girlfriend says "it doesn't matter"...it really does matter.

    Eg.

    E(GF): "Let's go to the shops and get some lunch"

    D: "But I just got back from the shops"

    E: "ok, it doesn't matter"

    D: *sigh* "Let's go to the shops then" ( because if you don't...you get the silent treatment for an hour or so ).

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    A wise man once said "a happy wife, a happy life".
     
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  18. Chouji

    Chouji Ancient Guru

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    Any guys with money in this thread? No?
    Ok moving on.
     
  19. Elder III

    Elder III Ancient Guru

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    The Book of Proverbs (it's in the Bible for those who may not know) is estimated to have been written (in large part at least) ~950 B.C. --- It says "It is better for a man to live on a corner of a roof, then with a contentious woman." --- ~3000 years later and nothing has changed. :p
     
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    I has monies.

    ...Or you can also send PM to Vinnie and ask his dads number...
     

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