Tempting

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  1. Extraordinary

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    Latest junk mail :D

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    Whats up! Browsing for casual encounter with a guy for enjoyment. I'm certainly attractive, clean, disease free young lady. Email back if serious.
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    Score! lol

    Who is going to reply to these? Someone who has had constant bad luck with dirty diseased young ladies? lol
     
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    LocoDiceGR Ancient Guru

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    After that...download skype malware :D
     
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    GroinShooter Master Guru

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    mbk1969 Ancient Guru

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    We could start a project - romance via emails.
     

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    'member the love letter worm?
     
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    Man....that scare the s**t outta me!
     
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    gf is testing you Ex :D
     
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  8. Extraordinary

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    She knows my weakness, disease free girls :D
     
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    Want to lose a kidney? Because that's how you lose a kidney.
     
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    What's wrong with a bit of disease now and again. lol
     

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    Too right it ain't much fun unless you're playing a round of crotch rot roulette.
     
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    As long as it can be cured with a round of antibiotics and dick smasher have fun.
     
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    fantaskarsef Ancient Guru

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    How come I never get easy, desease free girls via emails, all they want me is to update my profiles for online banking and the likes.
    And I'd desperately need a change from the old, desease ridden, unattractive old women I daily bed.
     
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  14. Extraordinary

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    I`ll forward it to you, you can have this one as much as it pains me to let her go :D
     
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    Ah don't worry, I won't get jealous, bros before... damn it, send her my way. She'll stop sending such emails to guys if she hooks up with me anyway :D
     
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    Damnit, the clean, disease free ones always get away :D

    Maybe she's got a sister...
     
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    Not a sister but she's got a brother who's an African prince and oddly enough we're related... okay so this one's your's. hehe
     
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    Sorry but the deal is done, she's on the way as we speak :D

    Apparently she love you long time and cook and clean vewy good :D
     
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    Excellent! Desease free, and can cook and clean? I'll send you guys a letter to invite you to the wedding :D
     
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    She forgot to mention her age... 77 :D
     

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