Latest junk mail --- Whats up! Browsing for casual encounter with a guy for enjoyment. I'm certainly attractive, clean, disease free young lady. Email back if serious. --- Score! lol Who is going to reply to these? Someone who has had constant bad luck with dirty diseased young ladies? lol
How come I never get easy, desease free girls via emails, all they want me is to update my profiles for online banking and the likes. And I'd desperately need a change from the old, desease ridden, unattractive old women I daily bed.
Ah don't worry, I won't get jealous, bros before... damn it, send her my way. She'll stop sending such emails to guys if she hooks up with me anyway
Not a sister but she's got a brother who's an African prince and oddly enough we're related... okay so this one's your's. hehe
Sorry but the deal is done, she's on the way as we speak Apparently she love you long time and cook and clean vewy good
Excellent! Desease free, and can cook and clean? I'll send you guys a letter to invite you to the wedding