So you thought your Testicals were huge

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  1. Glidefan

    Glidefan Don Booze Staff Member

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    Well i'm happy with my TWO testicles!
    Ping and Pong...
    Argh Ice...! :p
     
  2. Billabong

    Billabong Ancient Guru

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    You have a wicked sense of humour :)
    A lot of tribes like that in third world countries have issues like this from an inadequate diet, goitre is another problem brought on by a lack of iodine.
    All I can say is, I would be a meek n mild tribesman if that is the way they get to be strong and courageous. :eek3:
     
  3. Sota

    Sota Ancient Guru

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    Well, the way he worded it, it does sorta come across that way :p
     
  4. zhackore

    zhackore Ancient Guru

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    hahahahah - thats awesome.
     

  5. Pitman

    Pitman Master Guru

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    WTF comes to mind. But anyway if you put 'menstrual matter of cows' into google it finds some stuff, pretty much the same as what Brute Force posted tho
     
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    MrFox Master Guru

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    Oh my zombie jesus!
     
  7. anticitizen013

    anticitizen013 Ancient Guru

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    Which kind of makes you wonder why he was searching for 'menstrual matter of cows' ;) :nerd:
     
  8. Sota

    Sota Ancient Guru

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    Haha!! Does seem kinda suspicious. Maybe he was looking for some alternative male enhancement products :D
     
  9. Pitman

    Pitman Master Guru

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    Oie! :p I was just proving that google does find some stuff on it, after Icebird reconed that it couldn't.
     
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    WOW....you could make a mint selling wheelbarrows to those guys....oh wait, they probably don't have any money.........hell, they don't need money with balls like that.....:)
     

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    evilkelvin Master Guru

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    the guy on the bottom right is realli fit though! his got like an 8 pack!
     
  12. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    Meh, I merely thought it was logical to put in "Bubal" "tribe" or "abnormal" "testicle", I would never have thought of putting in 'menstrual matter of cows'. Which soothes me, mentally. ;)

    It also brings this article though; http://archive.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/12/23/elephantiasis/

    Which would suggest to me that the whole thing about menstrual matter is a hoax and that it is elephantiasis.

    Google ALSO tells me that cows don't menstruate. Like all mammals except humans, cows are on an estrus cycle. BUT.. if they are domesticated AND excessively fed, they can. Now comes the billion dollar question. Do you think cattle is excessively fed in Africa?
     
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  13. XL_ence

    XL_ence Maha Guru

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    that's gross
     
  14. Recrofne

    Recrofne Ancient Guru

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    Haha, that's great. You win the internet!

    Also, as a side note; if this is true, you have an easy target incase you ever get in a fight with one of them!
     
  15. Loki91

    Loki91 Maha Guru

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    meh. AFAIK chuck norris has larger

    "Chuck Norris doesn't teabag, he potato sacks" - the Internet
     

  16. TheGriffin

    TheGriffin Ancient Guru

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    I heard they hire a person with a cart to push it for them while their testicles were loaded on to them.

    Ugh, my friend sent me this kind of thing once out of a joke, I was cursing him at school all day LOL...That reminds me I should start doing that again :p.
     
  17. fajitasforme7

    fajitasforme7 Ancient Guru

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    this reminds me of that song big balls by ACDC
    ACDC ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!:rock:
     
  18. Estima8tor

    Estima8tor Ancient Guru

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    Yup, it right there on google!
     
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    Woodmasterfox Ancient Guru

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    I'm plenty happy with my testies, thats just rediculous.

    And I don't buy the story, thats just disguisting. It does look like they are suffering from some sort of elephantitus.
     
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    Chillin Ancient Guru

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