So What should i do about this girl

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Funkgab, Apr 8, 2008.

  1. Skiddywinks

    Skiddywinks Ancient Guru

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    ROFLMAO! Awww man, that's so good I'm actually crying.

    Ahhh. But I agree completely, bang the friend. There is no way this other chick could be fitter.

    BTW, where do you live and what's this Holly's address... I didn't even know girls like that existed. There is no proof of them ANYWHERE around here.
     
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  2. dcx_badass

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    I checked his profile, so it's probably Los Angeles. UK Birds = Fail!

    We need full names then I can facebook stalk.
     
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    blownapart Master Guru

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    Sweet Jebus, those fecking red boots are making me an ineffectual employee today. And that look on her face! "Come hither and split me in half", arrrgh the little minx!

    Do everything Jack4hire says. Do it now.
     
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    bcoupland Master Guru

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    wrong again, our birds are magic. you are obviously looking in the wrong wheeliebins.

    once she's taken off her ho-paint, those slut boots and stopped pouting, she'd look a bit plain.

    fill yer boots guys, i'll stick with Mrs C, she has bigger daymos.
     

  5. Skiddywinks

    Skiddywinks Ancient Guru

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    LMAO!

    Aww man, there are some real characters on Guru3D. Love it.

    I'm not saying the UK doesn't have some beauties, but come on. Your average woman in the UK is an overweight, chavish, tracksuit wearing benefit sponge.

    Either that or an emo obsessed with cutting themselves. But those are on the decline. Wonder why :rolleyes:
     
  6. WildStyle

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    Lol, that's hott!

    Reckon you should probably get a bit more confidence before you try it on with girls like that though. You come across as a bit of a pansy (no offence), just kinda wishy washy, oh what do I do, what do I say etc. It's not gonna get you where you wanna be.
     
  7. soul8103

    soul8103 Ancient Guru

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    You have obviously never been to Nottingham :D
     
  8. Skiddywinks

    Skiddywinks Ancient Guru

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    Can't say I have.

    Might have to now though...
     
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    Am i the only one who thinks he got this pic by paying some prostitute to pose for a pic lol. A 16 yr old wearing boots like that is just wrong somehow
     
  10. WildStyle

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    A lot of 16 yr olds these days dress like prossies. You're getting on a bit mate. ;)
     

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    soul8103 Ancient Guru

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    Definately mate. On a night out its pussy galore. Shame i got a misses :(
     
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    John Ancient Guru

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    ... And Dave definitely knows what 16 yr olds are like these days, let me tell you!
     
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    masterchiefx2 Banned

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    woot she fit as ... dont get many hotties where i live mostly OAPs
     
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    Lol, not only do they look like prossies, they also act like them... (And before I get comments she was 2 years younger than me at the time).
     
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    wouldnt she be 2 years younger than you now? lol

    And yes i think maybe i am getting old. Just some of the comments from the 'older' gurus kinda sound letchy and perverse. I know its most guys dream of having a 16yr old GF wiv huge.... but i think thats just too young still
     

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    i bet if she knew her pic was in this forum she wouldnt be very happy
     
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    Bet she'd be even more unhappy if she knew I'd saved it lol!
     
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    who hasnt i mean ahem. just kidding lol but seriously she does look like a young prossy and who doesnt like that =P
     
  19. Skiddywinks

    Skiddywinks Ancient Guru

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    That's it; I'm on my way. Meet me at the train station!
     
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    worthy Master Guru

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    I showed my wife and she asked how much she was. LMAO!

    Too bad she's not available!
     

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