Single For One Year

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  1. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    *jiggle* :)

    Now where's my world?
     
  2. Finchwizard

    Finchwizard Don Apple

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    Gonna have to do more than that.
     
  3. nforced4good

    nforced4good Banned

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    lol,

    icebird proves a good point, but im really not overly worried about a jiggle,

    i'd prefer someone i can feel completely comfortable with, over someone thats like, really hot,.. ..i'd probably screw a hot chick, but probably not date em,.. i hate bitches,..

    good thing these days, that not all hot chicks are bitches. atleast i hope not :|

    still,.. i'd probably attempt to give the world to a girl with a pretty smile....more so if shes brunette with green eyes or a red head with blue eyes.... :p lol

    Icebird, i'd remove the spider as long as its not daddy long legs :p, coz they
    A. Kill other spiders
    B. Kill flies
    C. Can't hurt you.

    also, im good for alot more then that. :p
    you girls are also forgetting we are also good for.

    A. fixing cars (i kinda suck at it lol, im a computer person not a car person)
    B. carrying all your shopping.
    C. giving you backrubs when your all stressed

    D. theres many more reasons, but... i've already shown that we are handy for other reasons :p

    ...i wish i could write music... im good at writing songs.. just not music... dang,... a well placed song can win a girls heart... atleast, in my experience its won me a couple :p *yawns*
     
  4. Finchwizard

    Finchwizard Don Apple

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    I'm Australian IB, enough said.

    Now, about that jiggle....
     

  5. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    See? I was mainly just proving a point... You claim all we're good for is a nice rack, I claim all you're good for is removing spiders.

    We girls are good for lots of things;

    A. Cooking.
    B. Cleaning.
    C. Organising.
    D. Making you feel like the King of the world.

    You guys are good at:

    A. Spiders.
    B. Feeling safe against.
    C. Pretending to know how everything works.

    Did I ever mention I'm a brunette with green eyes? :eyebrows: Now where's my world?
     
  6. Finchwizard

    Finchwizard Don Apple

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    I can do A-D myself, PLUS I can do my list....so HA!

    Lier
     
  7. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    1. Anything involving a microwave does not equal cooking.
    2. Flushing the toilet does not equal cleaning.
    3. If I stole your cellphone/palm pilot, how much would be left of your "organised life"?
    4. Just for how long after 'Rosie Palmer' has left do you feel like a king?

    And my hair is BROWN, not blonde. You're the liar.
     
  8. nforced4good

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    you could be either brunette or honey blonde... :p i used to be totally sunbleached blonde :D lol.

    microwave is a form of cooking, but i can also bake cakes, i can do roasts, i can do laundry, use the vacuum cleaner, fold clothes, make beds,
    i can clean baths and showers, probably toilets to if i had to.

    except D of course... unless im sucking up to a boss or something... LOL

    about now, the only thing going for girls is they feel comfy in my arms :D

    ..a friend (girl) told me i should be gay once... coz of how organised and stuff i am... lol but im not gay.. does that make me metrosexual lol :p

    i dunno,

    anyways, all i know is that girls like my hands coz im good with em :p

    but still, we aren't limited to that IB, we are good at many things, hell im not even afraid to ask for directions... :p LOL

    lol, still, your cute ib, gotta give you credit for that, now do you want your world gift wrapped? LOL
     
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  9. Infested Nexus

    Infested Nexus Ancient Guru

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    Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse!
     
  10. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    Yeeeah.. Thing is many guys are not good at ANYTHING, whilst others are good at alot of stuff. The ideal deal either way is to find a significant other that is good at the things you're not. No matter what that might contain.

    And my hair is brown. Not blonde. EOD. :realmad: And I'd like it gift wrapped, please.
     

  11. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    No it's not a wig. It's old and the eye(s) are photoshopped.

    This is my eyecolor and haircolor. Not photoshopped whatsoever.

    [​IMG]

    So stfu:p
     
  12. nforced4good

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    yeah, i figured with all the girls complaining that thier guys aren't good at anything, that i'd try and be good at as many things as possible, that way is shes gunna complain, it'l be coz i do to much LOL :p


    here you go :p
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    lol hopefully that'll tide you other till i can take over the universe!

    FIRST DIBS ON MARS!!!
     
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    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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    ..ah....
    wildstyle is soo lucky!!!

    :bigsmile:
     
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    wildstyle? i thought she was after hilbert :p

    *climbs a tree and stays there till IB goes away*
     
  15. Finchwizard

    Finchwizard Don Apple

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    Oh dear god, I'm outta this conversation, she's gonna go POSTAL on your asses.
     

  16. Icebird

    Icebird Ancient Guru

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    I am currently pretending that I cannot read so people can have time to get back on topic:p
     
  17. nforced4good

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    offtopic: postal eh?.. as long as shes using a whip its fine.
    only jkng :p

    ontopic: being single can have its advantages... i guess... still im not one for casual sex or casual flings... to many risks of STD's.. much prefer someone i can get to know for awhile,. have some fun, do the dating thing.

    ooo. btw, all you gamergirls on here ;) i hardly ever complain about anything, i'll carry your shopping, i'll go to watch some chickflick with you at the movies without bitching bout it :p lol :p

    *yawns* anyways, what was the original topic really about again?

    yup, btw ib, couldn't really see your eye colour that well :(.. i think the green on my monitor is f'd... i've noticed on some sites that certain greens aren't showing propery..

    so i saved and increased the brightness a bit:p, yeah, i like your eyes :p lol, they either be green, or a hazel colour... can't be sure... they look like they have a hazel or yellow tinge...

    anyways,.. deleted the pic now so i can't be accused of stalking :O
    *launches his antistalker laser defense satellite*
     
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