Resident Evil perfumes on sale, wanna smell like a zombie?

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  1. Hilbert Hagedoorn

    Hilbert Hagedoorn Don Vito Corleone Staff Member

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    Krizby Master Guru

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    Do you get stepped on by a 9-foot-MILF after spraying it?
     
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    Angantyr Master Guru

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    They can promise the opposite, cause no one wants to go near anyone with a repulsive, putrid stench of rotting flesh :p
     
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    No need to spend money on this, just try to avoid showering during a few days labouring in South and you're set.
     

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    Boys, trust me when I say don't do it.
    The girls really don't go for the rotting flesh aroma.
     
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    anticupidon Ancient Guru

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    Don't worry, this is only for extreme geeks, weebos and weird pranks. That is the news is genuine and the product actually will be sold.
    Nothing beats a smart clothing and a nice perfume on a showered body. Call me old fashioned.
     
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    Undying Ancient Guru

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    But they go for Leon aroma. ;)
     
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    Give me claire or ada aroma, i bid every boys will miss it.
     
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    At least is not Nintendo selling an Smash Tournament fragance
     
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    :O no way ! When did that happen ? :p What will you tell us next that they are not impressed by how long we can burp ?!!!
     
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    Airbud Master Guru

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    I gotta get some of this for when the Mother-in-law comes over....give her a big hug.
     
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    I will stick with Pertuli. That smells bad enough mixed with BO.
     
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    I think the kind of people who would buy this sort of thing unironically likely smell of sweat, neckbeard Dorito crumbs, basement musk, and desperation. Not a whole lot better.
     
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    insp1re2600 Ancient Guru

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    not sure, they really digged bundy...
     
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    Hey Boss! when can we expect a full review?......:p
     
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