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  1. Chouji

    Chouji Ancient Guru

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    adair fett, though not a owned picture, that picture still owns. :heh:

    hair care tips for the battlefield.
     
  2. bigshasta

    bigshasta Guest

    That's awesome!
     
  3. Hiro1000

    Hiro1000 Ancient Guru

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    As a french citizen i find that offensing.
     
  4. adair_fett

    adair_fett Banned

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    So, are we supposed to care?

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    - Gallic Wars
    - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

    - Hundred Years War
    - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted.

    - Italian Wars
    - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

    - Wars of Religion
    - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

    - Thirty Years War
    - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

    - War of Revolution
    - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

    - The Dutch War
    - Tied

    - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War
    - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

    - War of the Spanish Succession
    - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

    - American Revolution
    - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

    - French Revolution
    - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

    - The Napoleonic Wars
    - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

    - The Franco-Prussian War
    - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

    - World War I
    - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

    - World War II
    - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

    - War in Indochina
    - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

    - Algerian Rebellion
    - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

    - War on Terrorism
    - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's.

    The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?"

    "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."

    Or, better still, the quote from last week's Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you."

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    Dont know if everyone has seen that joke, couldnt resist :p

    I guess you could say with the above post, the french are pwn3d!
     
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    EDIT- Opps, double post, sorry
     
  6. Recrofne

    Recrofne Ancient Guru

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    I've read that french thing before, but that google image is stuck in my head, haha!

    France owned.
     
  7. Glidefan

    Glidefan Don Booze Staff Member

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    DON'T turn it into a political thread people!
     
  8. Hiro1000

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    yes please i feal really offended by this. btw that google images is FAKE. They modyfied it on albinoblacksheep........

    I have to say with out the French, there would be no Europe as it is today nor there would be no America as it is today.

    Va te faire foutre, saloup.
     
  9. Chouji

    Chouji Ancient Guru

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    Seems its your problem ^_^

    it was meant as a joke and it was a good one indeed. You chose to precieve it differently therefor its your problem.

    Ok now back to the owned pictures. if you want to talk about france and what not, make your own thread and let it get locked.

    this thread owns to much and i dont want it locked ^_^
     
  10. Hiro1000

    Hiro1000 Ancient Guru

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    I'm in no way related to France, and I am directly related with the US (I'm a US citizen and I'm going to vote for the least dumb candidate of them both, even if they are both pathetic). I'm currently living in Spain, and spanish citizens don't fancy french either (but in a nice way), but here's one thing. In France, like in most civilized worlds, you can walk in any city at 1.00 am without the fear of being shot at, there's no death penalty because there's no need of it, there's a thing called "democracy" were people can vote for a third or fourth candidate AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE, there's also something called freedom and privacy, both of them right now not very present on the US, and a long list of things that make France a better country than my own: the United States of America, have you heard about "public health care"? Some times I'm realy ashamed of what US citizens let our country's politics do. Black people are racist, people want to be "popular and rich", people have guns in their homes "to defend themselfs"... it's realy sick. Goverment intelligence gets your name if you take certain books in a library... and people say... "oh, if that makes me safer, it's ok for me...", "if you don't have anything to hide, why should you be afraid?" :rolleyes:
    "Democracy is when someone knocks on your door at 5 am and you know it's the milkman".

    Sorry I had to answere to some blind people.
     
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  13. adair_fett

    adair_fett Banned

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    Hey, that was just an online joke I reposted. Get a clue.
     
  14. Hiro1000

    Hiro1000 Ancient Guru

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    I bow to you :) thank you.
     
  15. Damnit

    Damnit Ancient Guru

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    Here's an idea, STAY ON TOPIC

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    adair_fett Banned

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    Definately owned.
     
  17. techniques1200s

    techniques1200s Ancient Guru

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    lol, i had that as my desktop image like 3 years ago:p

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    owned!
     
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    ROFL ROFL the first and last are priceless :D
     

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