Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Joey, Nov 11, 2006.
Bomb shmomb its probably a fake!
"If its got a fuse i can defuse it........****"
I will live forever, or at least die in the attempt!
lol. Love that movie.
More things to say before you die:
-Of course I turned the gas off.
-Who needs a safety harness? We're not that far off the ground.
-Licensed electrician? I can't afford that.
-I'll take the cheapest tires you've got.
-I'll kick your @$$
-Inflammable is not the same thing as flammable.
Things other people will say just before you die:
-What do you mean you're married?!
-Maury: "In the case of one year old 'so and so'... you are the father."
-Fire in the hole!
-Is that supposed to be there?
-I've never seen someone drink a whole bottle of whiskey that fast.
-I'll bet you can't lift the washing machine.
"Hey does anyone smell that? .... Yeah I smell Sam Fisher too..."
*delirious from drug cocktail I will be on*
huld maa baer peese norse....
this came just offt eh top of me head
this milk tastes.....funny *laughs* haha
"Right..this'l be piss....i clocked Broken Sword in a day so relax!!"
"OK just chill.....i'v seen this bit on Grand theft auto!"
or alternatively just say whatever this guy says, lol
"I'll see you in hell"
Ooops, dropped my cell phone...
"Im not stoned! If I was stoned could I do this...."
"What you mean front wheel drives cant drift??"
"Crap, outta beer. Ill be right back"
"Thats not a coral snake! Its just a corn sna.."
"Wow, not only does my coolant glow nicely, it tastes goo..."
"My PSU stopped working, but I cant feel any loose wires"
"Hurricane my a**, its not even a category 4"
"WoW isnt addictive..."
see i told u i could fly
wow hun u really do look fat in that dress
i wonder wat this button does.......
oh by the way i dont beleve in brakes
that lion is as tame as my house cat.
"This is how a proper autorotation is don...now, where did the rotor go?"
Don't worry, it's harmless...Trust me.
before i die, sit me up on a toilet (refer to South Part, forgot which season and which episode)
1) To your ex...."no honey, the dress is fine.....you are a bit chubby though."
2) "I guess "lucky" isn't my middle name...."
3) "where did you say you got that coke from?"
4)"Wait, did you say NOT to cut the green wire?"
lol the walmart episode i remember that.( it think its called "something walmart this way comes") Orenda knows im sure
oh and heres my new phrase
"that is not a live wire."
"That was nice and all honey, but your sister was much better."
And yes it was "Something Wal-Mart this way comes"
such a great thread lol such funny stuff here i read them all and get a good laugh i'll repost wen i can think of more
"o u 8 1 2"?