Phrases to use before you die.

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  1. irfdude

    irfdude Master Guru

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    thats not a real gun....
    look, just put the knife down, You dont want to hurt anyone really...?
     
  2. Joey

    Joey Ancient Guru

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    I have one of those.
    My friend was driving and I said "I can do this corner at 60".... he had a better car than me so said "I can do it at 70"...... The road has a funny kink, so I was talking about coming from the other direction.
    To cut a long story short.... we rolled 3 times, 3 of us got out on our own (one persons head was cut to pieces - but he was alright) and the fire brigade had to cut out the driver....... who's throat was squashed...........
    ........... good times..... :p

    Another true one. There was a Russian, I think he was Russian, anyway. He was pissed and said to his friends..
    "I bet I can beat up that bear" needless to say, the bear won and the bet went unpaid.
     
  3. Don_Won

    Don_Won Master Guru

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    "no, not again!!"
     
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    mauaus Master Guru

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    Relax, I read a book on how to handle snakes!
     

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    senior98 Ancient Guru

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    "Don't worry i can make it past the light before it turns red"
     
  6. Sash

    Sash Ancient Guru

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    see you in the after life, if there is one you probablly will not know becaouse i cannot tell you that :D
     
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    TheLom Active Member

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    "Hey officer wanna see my gun?"
     
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    EnemyOmen Ancient Guru

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    "As my dying wish, please take The View off the air."
     
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    TediousD Member Guru

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    "Cool beans."

    "Bam skadoodle."
     
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    moab600 Ancient Guru

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    "uhm what the **** is going on? oh wait i need to make a shower... running away...."
     

  11. andries

    andries Active Member

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    Hold my beer..... Watch this move!!!
     
  12. DrFreeze

    DrFreeze Ancient Guru

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    at this rate, my last sentence would most likely be "now watch me stick this car into this bend without taking my foot off the gas"

    thats the most likely anyway, im not very likely to electrocute myself (more of a low volt/current DC kinda guy) or get shot (yay european gun laws) so a flaming car wreck sounds likely
     
  13. Food

    Food Banned

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    my last words would be :

    HAVE A VERY NICE DAY TOMORROW! :D
     
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    mauaus Master Guru

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    Dont worry i have extensive training for these kinds of situations!

    or

    I saw this on an episode of 24 if Jack Bauer can do it so can I...
     
  15. chrismeyer

    chrismeyer Maha Guru

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    good thing i wore clean boxers!!

    or

    u think thats fun watch this!
     
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  16. Chouji

    Chouji Ancient Guru

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    -Chubby Bunny.
     
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    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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    heres one

    Don't sell my computer for God's Sake
     
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    Damnit Ancient Guru

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    Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue
     
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    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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    What r u doing........no!!......i wasn't talking about your mother dude.........noooooooooooooooo
     
  20. Joey

    Joey Ancient Guru

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    "Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!"
     

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