Phrases to use before you die.

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  1. Beavis

    Beavis Ancient Guru

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    If I were shot:

    Bullets....my weakness....how did you know????
     
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    Woodmasterfox Ancient Guru

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    I can promise that my last words will be one of these phrases:

    "Hey ya'll, hold my beer and watch this."

    OR

    "Hell no I won't give you my wallet! What are you gonna do, shoot me?!"
     
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    "these snozzberries don't taste like snozzberries"
     
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    nutyo Ancient Guru

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    "I'm ten feet tall and bullet proof!"
     

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    getsuga12 Ancient Guru

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    Guru3d was the cause
     
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    senior98 Ancient Guru

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    "i swear to god i can light a fart on fire"
     
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    "HAHA! Your Mum is so fat!"

    or

    "You could cross over it...or jump it!"
     
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    CronoGraal Ancient Guru

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    nm+ Don Cappuccino Staff Member

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    Bullplop.
    This will never be said, ever.
    /Those bastards
     
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    Gromuhl'Djun Ancient Guru

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    Harharhar, nice one :D

    Mine would be: "Would you marry me?" :p
     

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    morbias Don TazeMeBro Staff Member

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    "...cut the red wire. No wait! the bl..."
     
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    If I am drunk... "Who the **** are you to tell me to shut up?!?!"
     
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    -OH so thats what that red stuff was
    -I told you I thought I was on the first floor not the 35th
    -Dont worry I have been doing this all my life
     
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    MrFox Master Guru

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    Also
    -Jeez how many times do I have to tell you its not loaded, watch I'll prove it.
     
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    anticitizen013 Ancient Guru

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    "Ill take the red pill"

    Honestly though who in their right mind would take a pill from a shady man in a crazy warehouse... that they met over the internet no less! LOL!

    *takes the red pill anyways*
     

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    "Of course you can test a car battery with your tongue, watch and learn my friend, watch and learn..."
     
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    getsuga12 Ancient Guru

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    i want to be buried in my diapers
     
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    too young, oh what the heck

    "Kill every member of TalkTalk"

    ill come back with a better one..
     
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    Pitman Master Guru

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    Pah! petrol isn't that flammable, look...
    Lions are vegitarians, ill prove it...
    Dont grenades usually come with pins?
     
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    "make me, pig..."
     

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