Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Joey, Nov 11, 2006.
If I were shot:
Bullets....my weakness....how did you know????
I can promise that my last words will be one of these phrases:
"Hey ya'll, hold my beer and watch this."
"Hell no I won't give you my wallet! What are you gonna do, shoot me?!"
"these snozzberries don't taste like snozzberries"
"I'm ten feet tall and bullet proof!"
Guru3d was the cause
"i swear to god i can light a fart on fire"
"HAHA! Your Mum is so fat!"
"You could cross over it...or jump it!"
This will never be said, ever.
Harharhar, nice one
Mine would be: "Would you marry me?"
"...cut the red wire. No wait! the bl..."
If I am drunk... "Who the **** are you to tell me to shut up?!?!"
-OH so thats what that red stuff was
-I told you I thought I was on the first floor not the 35th
-Dont worry I have been doing this all my life
-Jeez how many times do I have to tell you its not loaded, watch I'll prove it.
"Ill take the red pill"
Honestly though who in their right mind would take a pill from a shady man in a crazy warehouse... that they met over the internet no less! LOL!
*takes the red pill anyways*
"Of course you can test a car battery with your tongue, watch and learn my friend, watch and learn..."
i want to be buried in my diapers
too young, oh what the heck
"Kill every member of TalkTalk"
ill come back with a better one..
Pah! petrol isn't that flammable, look...
Lions are vegitarians, ill prove it...
Dont grenades usually come with pins?
"make me, pig..."