- If that's true... then I'm a fu*king snuffleupagus. - Certainly, but your wife better like it. - You left the amount section of this cheque empty....... oh wait, I understand now. - Dam it...... I thought I killed him. - No, I had to buy a red one. You have to do that for your first Ferrari. The second can be any colour you like, but black is best. That's the one behind you......... no the other side of the Aston Martin. - OHHH..... a negative result means I'm immune to cancer and aids........ I thought for a second you meant Scarlett Johansson had given me aids and cancer from that time we had an affair...... phew!! that's ok then. - We ARE allowed to play in the ball pit!! I thought we were too old. - huh....... it's all over the news; the global gathering of double glazing salesmen, cold callers and debt consolidation companies met with a high pressure gathering of jehovah's witnesses and they all imploded. - Thank god, the writers of Lost tied all the loose ends up completely. Nothing has been left unanswered. - No Adrianna Lima! I won't do it again, over the past 40 years stuck in this tropical paradise, with all these monkey butlers, you've worn it clean off.
Orenda's Possible Last Words -You turned off the breaker, right? -Let me try -Get your own damn money. -Yes, I think I will have another cheese burger. -I wonder how fast this goes? -Wow, that's sharp. -What bus? -Oh Sh....
My final phrase will either be: "I knew you'd kill me" or "I am an excellent people-reading person." nm knows it's true. It might also be. "Hahah, it's safe! Want me to jump on it just to show you?" Currently it could also become; "Bah, a few weeks on the couch won't kill me.." I would like to have used these phrases before I die though: "Hey Robbie, will you get me something to drink? 80 hours in bed has worn me out..." "Sure, I will take care of your fortune when you're gone from this world, Mr. Røkke." "I do." "Step right into my castle. Wipe your feet." (And actually mean an actual castle.) "No, not Renee Zellweger! I told you I want Reese Witherspoon to play the part as me!!"
-There no need to turn off the electricity - Trust me i don't need the ladder - The gun is not loaded - Sure i can swim - Watch me, i can fly - I bet i can outrun that bear - Bah once y drinked twice that wisky
this I have said and if I did die right after would have been flippin amazing "This car aint so fast" I then crashed on a motorway exit slip at scary speed, the person following me though we were dead. Was all recorded and looks like a movie stunt, funny now I think about it.
"Don't worry the bungee is tied on" "MAMA! DADA! Watch this!" "Something smells fishy about this" "...and what if I don't" "Can I have a turn?"
