Mans Greatest Invention

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  1. Loobyluggs

    Loobyluggs Ancient Guru

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    Breast implants
     
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    Airbud Ancient Guru

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    Yea!

    they should come with an air valve like a tire!

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    Brasky Ancient Guru

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    now I'll give a virtual high five to anyone under 30 who knows which movie this gif is from!
     
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    Airbud Ancient Guru

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    Neva!!!
    I'm a proper lady.......o_O
     
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    I think that men who wear pouch pants or shorts want people to see big bumps in their pants or shorts.
     
  7. pegasus1

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    That doesn't make the Internet bad, in the same way ignorant drivers dont make the internal combustion engine bad.
    The Internet along with writing have changed humanity forever.
    Writing meant human advancement was no longer constrained by memory, knowledge could be passed without that restriction.
    The Internet takes this another step further giving us near instant access to absolutely everything that has ever been learnt.
    If people choose to waste their lives watching kitten videos on YT then thats their choice.
     
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    Go back and watch it in 2023, just like most nostalgia, it turns out its a pretty dreadful film ha ha ha
     
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    John Harrison's clocks come to mind as one most aren't familiar with.
    But I'm a sailor, so.....
     
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    Bread. It's so good.
     

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    Loobyluggs Ancient Guru

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    I got the best invention right here that wins the thread:

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    You know it's true ;)
     
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    These are no good, they dont stretch enough.
     
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    ROFL :D:D:D:D
     
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    Whatever happened to the blonde haired kid, he was the in thing for a while, was in National Lampoons Vacation and a few other films.
     
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    Drugs & television shizzle I suppose..
    Bill Paxton was my real hero though performing as Chet :cool:
     
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    A stranger than fiction thing happens to me and so I thought I would post it here as it may be appropriate.
    From Time to time some one places a vibrator or dildo under the windscreen wiper on my car.
    It happened again Friday night. Quite an accomplished looking device and purple ribbed and so on. Oh, and average man build size it was to.
    I digress.
     
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    I removed the device with thumb and forefinger. I did not know what to do with it, but 10 mtrs from my house is a bus stop. I placed the vibrator a on top of the time table and it looks like its gone for a bus ride. :D
     
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