Haha thats just mean dude we know "Darkest" likes swans and your going on about frying them in batter? Ive never tried swan myself but i heard tastes like Chicken lol-for that matter dosent everything lol? Situation awarnees at its worse for gods sake, the guys out doing his job to chase swan away until 1 decided to sneak-up on him and pull a Hulk hogan on his head! What the hell was he doing if he didnt see the damm thing coming at him? I still feel bad for his family but like i said,just wow!Next thing ull hear goddam squirls attacking people?