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Man vs Swan who wins?

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by nz3777, Aug 30, 2014.

  1. nz3777

    nz3777 Ancient Guru

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    Haha thats just mean dude we know "Darkest" likes swans and your going on about frying them in batter? Ive never tried swan myself but i heard tastes like Chicken lol-for that matter dosent everything lol?


    Situation awarnees at its worse for gods sake, the guys out doing his job to chase swan away until 1 decided to sneak-up on him and pull a Hulk hogan on his head! What the hell was he doing if he didnt see the damm thing coming at him? I still feel bad for his family but like i said,just wow!Next thing ull hear goddam squirls attacking people?
     
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    Yecnot Master Guru

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    This may be kind of egocentric of me. But, I would not let someone, especially an heiress, own an entire species.
     
  3. Cyberdyne

    Cyberdyne Ancient Guru

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    Not sure if this has been said, but whatever.

    You need to remember what exactly makes humans the top of the food chain. It's nothing physical, it's our ability to work in groups effectively and use/make tools.
    The swan has built in weapons for dealing with the wild, like a lot of animals. Pit one human against most animals without a tool (weapon) typically the human will lose. Same reason why there are so many people killed by dogs for example.
     
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    scatman839 Ancient Guru

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    It is, but i'm glad a 15 year old has an opinion on our monarchy.
     

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    Veteran Ancient Guru

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    WGAF...zzZZzz.
     
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    kanej2007 Ancient Guru

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    Nah, the bitch likes them grilled. :D

    Careful, you MIGHT get attacked and even killed by a swan! :)
     
  7. elkosith

    elkosith Maha Guru

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    I had 2 pet swans before. I fed them everyday so they were nice to me. I can pick them up and hold them in my arms.

    However, to strangers they were ferocious. Personally, I won't go near a swan which doesn't not know me.
     
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    rflair Don Commisso Staff Member

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    Years ago we were at a local park and the geese were aggressive, one was scaring my niece, trying to grab food from her hand, I had that thing by the neck and let me tell you it has a strong neck, just as I was going to break its neck I noticed people looking in shock at me so I let it go.

    If its your safety don't even hesitate to defend yourself, attack.
     
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    Yecnot Master Guru

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    nz3777 Ancient Guru

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    Thats right rick flair, I completly agree with you, you schould have snapped its neck if it was threatning your kid.I know I would have S_it!!!!
     

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    signex Ancient Guru

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    Not long ago i came from work, there was a swan near a bridge road where alot of people go through.

    It attacked every person coming by including me, but i think it was just scaring people off.
     
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    Andrés Ancient Guru

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    The swan didn't kill the guy, the water did.
     
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    Yecnot Master Guru

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    Nukes don't kill people, people do. So why the hell can't I have my own pocket nuke?
     
  14. nz3777

    nz3777 Ancient Guru

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    No I think he pretty much killed himself.Maybe if he was wearing some ducky floatys he wouldnt of drown.I would be a little more prepared going into a situation like th
     
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    Twiddles Maha Guru

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    Swans are dangerous to little kids, if an adult man is beaten senseless by a swan he/she/it must be truly unlucky. I've had my fair share of encounters with swans due to living in Holland, none of them left more than a scrape. Just grab them from behind and hold the neck/head... Ooh god that sounds wrong... :p
     

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    kanej2007 Ancient Guru

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    Sounds like swan rape? :D
     
  17. Twiddles

    Twiddles Maha Guru

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    No comment :p
     
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    scheherazade Ancient Guru

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    I bet this guy would win :

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    -scheherazade
     
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    I was attacked by a goose not too long ago. Was freaked out at first, but just grabbed it's neck and it had nothing for me besides a few scratch. I didn't kill it, just kind of grabed it and put my weight on it. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on youtube at some point.
     
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    I just watched a TV program where some Romanian immigrants to the UK snatched two swans from a local park, put them in a pot and boiled them up !
     

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