Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself

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  1. ibitato

    ibitato Guest

    Wel.... He could have tried using a jam knife or something....... think of the probabilities of a slice off !!!!!!!!
     
  2. Jonnyboy

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    was he using any narcotics?
     
  3. Pill Monster

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    Well the guy has balls of steel, that's for sure.. (pardon the pun)















    Then again maybe he's just stupid...:3eyes:
    I mean who uses nail clippers of all things to perform a job like that. He should have used hedge-clippers instead.










    btw....what string?
     
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  4. Ryu5uzaku

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    thats like stupid and stuff... o_O Circumcising aint even done here in finland unless its a must as in fore skin is too tight o_O or its about religion which is wtf imo but anyways :D
     

  5. DeMarki

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    This.
     
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    Should we post a picture for you?:grin:
     
  7. Pill Monster

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    Oh I get it.


    Tampon right? Nah I know what they look like.
     
  8. Flopster

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    WTF? Tampon?


    I think he ment the string... Well, you know:p
     
  9. Pill Monster

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    Tampon.....string.......?:leave:
     
  10. Iggyblack

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    the frenulum.


    and yeah these home "do-it" youserlfers never end up good. i wonder if these guys ever google anything, otherwise they might not end up doing
    it in the first place. just go to the doctor, you'll end up there anyways.
     

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    Think I'll bow out before we manage to close yet another thread.....[​IMG]
     
  12. TheGr81

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    LOL... I shouldn't have read this thread at work. Now I can't stop laughing.
     
  13. itsmikey76

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    WTF is all I'm gonna say, and so much for dinner
     
  14. Year

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    there's no limit to stupidity and here's proof. :rolleyes:

    Circumcision? some scientists/doctors say it's a healthy practice that provides protection against various disease and should be done to children, how much truth there is in this i don't know, if anything i think circumcision makes your pee-wee cleaner and perhaps less smelly as stuff collects inside the skin.

    i'm not circumcized though and certainly wouldn't do it myself especially with clippers lol :D now where did i put my hatchet?
     
  15. Labyrinth

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    lol dont the nhs do it for free anyway although not with nail clipper
     

  16. chanw4

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    Same thought here. Without any professional knowledge, the only reason I can think of to do it is the willy will be cleaner without the pee trapping inside the foreskin.
     
  17. Finchwizard

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    Arghhh son of a bitch.

    *Shudders*
     
  18. freeze41

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    Omg

    Jeez man, You have to be a Special kind of idiot to wanna try and do
    something like that to yourself.

    Freeze
     
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    qft.
     
  20. Quixz

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    Same here.. i'm in tears. Hahaha :roll:

    What an idiot!!
     

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