I'm here, fear not. I've quit talking out of my bumhole and apologised. I read dasfox's posts as having a different tone than they were intended. I think the look of certain smilies twist things. Probably a bit of cultural misunderstanding too. I'm reading with and applying a British tone of voice. Winking and "sh*t eating grins" and so forth. Anyhoo, that's all done with now.