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" Lets talk about sex " 18+ only

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by cartdog, Jul 9, 2007.

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  1. Food

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    exactly Nato :) (oi sorry for editing my post i have this bad thing of editing many times to fix incorrect words and adding/removing some useless things). lol

    if you make it good for yourself and show that you seem happy, the girl will take notice and will enjoy it too regardless of them achieving or not an orgasm.
    as long as you don't treat her like an object in bed she'll be happy.
    some girls like it dirty, some like it rough, some smooth and gentle, DO YOUR JOB without overdoing it, have sex and enjoy by keeping in mind what she likes.

    eg. if she doesn't appreciate you calling her your b**** then you don't call her that, otherwise it's all good imo.
     
  2. Nato.dbnz

    Nato.dbnz Ancient Guru

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    Woops, I'm in the office and just got strange looks for laughing like a freak :smoke:
     
  3. Food

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    with the proper girl this line is a classic :

    On your knees b**** and do yer job! :D

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    lIqUI[] Ancient Guru

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    wow, I cant believe it made it past one page.
     

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    Diernes Member Guru

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    That whole "only 25% - 30% of woman can achieve orgasm" thing is on the whole nonsense. I think its a rant designed by the so called "experts" to try and make underperforming men feel good about themselves.

    Someone said that orgasm for a woman is a state of mind for them, and I agree. its also alot to do with if the woman is comfortable in her own body or not.

    Now its gonna be hard to say this without sounding full of myself. But every woman I have been with in my life (more than 10) has had earth shattering multiple orgasms, and they definately arent lying, due to the aforementioned tiredness after sex, and low body weakness and even paralysis. (yes you heard that right). I personally believe every woman is capable of this its just a matter of getting her into that "state of mind" and makeing her completely comfortable with her self. Now maybe I have just selected woman in that 25% but I seriously doubt it.

    When you have a woman truley in this state you will know, its not possible to fake. When she begs you to stop cause it feels so good. You will realise you have supreme ultimate power mwhaha aha aha haaa!

    You must be her god...
     
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    unless you look at her vagina and know what are you looking at specifically you're unlikely to recognize a true orgasm from a faked one.
    not all women are able to reach even the simplest of orgasms, so don't kid yourself. :mhp:
     
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    scipio Ancient Guru

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    How do you know? you're not a woman, some women dont have orgasms during intercourse but they can have them other ways. To not care if your wife has one or not is selfish of you, try harder.
     
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    You lost me at "earth shattering" but I somehow wandered back and got sucker punched with "paralysis". Lol wtf god damn bbq sauce on a ham hock

    Btw I have no sage advice. Girls are just play toys to me... (soft, warm, scented, juicy play toys). ya biatches are good fun.
     
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    i didn't mean they will never achieve an orgasm, i meant that many men thought their girls/wives achieved an orgasm when infact they didn't.
    some girls even question themselves if they actually achieved an orgasm or not.

    Sometimes a man just needs a quicky and have no time for 3 hours of sweat and tears.

    :behead:
     
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    Well whatever, believe what you will, doesnt effect me in the slightest. Even if what you say is true if a woman wants to fake her orgasm then thats her problem, cause i honestly dont care. :smoke: Ive talked about it with all my women and let them know that as well, so why would they fake it?

    I find the notion that you have to look at her damn vagina as being very silly. Come on man, you have to be pretty out of tune with what is going on to need to do that.

    But people are perfectly welcome to continue to believe the illusions that are fed to them...
     

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    I think those girls who fake their orgasm really care the boy much.
    They're kind and tender.
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    No offense here, but it sounds like you've been around with a few women, and vice versa, these women, most likely being in the same social circle as you, have probably been around with a few guys. Through this 'experience', they will have learnt a few tricks of the 'trade', so to speak.

    Why would they fake? It puts the guy into the mood, and it will make him cream faster. They might just want it over and done with, and do what you want them to do, achieve "satisfaction". Women are probably MORE in tune with whats going on during sex, and since they have relatively voluntary control over their 'muscles', they can fake away as much as they see fit, without the man being any the wiser. Out of all your screaming paralyzed women, were any of them squirters? There's also a percentage of women the ejaculate during orgasm, if none of your women did this, then you've probably got a faker or two. Probably more.

    It's that or you're a flat out liar.
     
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    I think they're stupid. They're rewarding the man by faking an orgasm. He then thinks he does it well and will do it the same way te next time. Again, no orgasm for the lady.
    What she should do, is bang his nuts together while shouting: "A**hole! you're ****ing me in a wrong way!" THEN the man will understand he has to do it differently. :p
     
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    Question : do we actually need the reward of a woman orgasm to enjoy sex?

    Answer : No!

    hey honey, don't put yer penis in my nose that's the wrong hole. HAHAHA
     

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    nm+ Don Cappuccino Staff Member

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    This thread is LOL
    Oh and please ignore all advice in this thread besides "ignore this stuff."
     
  17. BattleStar

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    This thread is funny. I did notice that if i do my business and and don't let her have her moment she will loose interest in sex after a couple of months. So i came up with the perfect plan, make her get as much pleasure out of it as i get and now i can (almost) do it as often as a like. Practically i try to get her off in the act but that happens only 1 time out of 10 so i take care of her afterwards. But i wont get her off always so if i see its going nowhere i abort and do something she like like going to bar or restaurant or shopping. Generally men feel good having sex but women has to feel good to have sex.

    As for "porno" style sex i have asked her for trying facials and and in channel2 but i get blank refusals so i gave up on that. You can ask her if she would like to try but its not a good idea to force anything. I also think some fantasies are best kept as fantasies since if i try them and they are no good i loose a good fantasy whenever i need to my "five finger salute".
     
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    hahahahah i always make my wife hum a song while sucky sucky :D

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  19. Gromuhl'Djun

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    Yeah, it was more advice for women, who, if they are wise, avoid this thread.

    And....... if it fits :p (big nose or.........:cops: )

    :moon:
     
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    I'll show my gf this and see if she changes her mind. :D
     
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