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" Lets talk about sex " 18+ only

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by cartdog, Jul 9, 2007.

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  1. ScoobyDooby

    ScoobyDooby Ancient Guru

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    oh yeah.. I forgot all about that one.. See? I must be a pro at that one! :D
     
  2. lmimmfn

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    lol, im impressed if you are, im always getting caught out on that, guys mostly talk to have a joke or to convey information, girls like to talk about anything really and at anythim( like when youre online in Battlefield 2 and she'd like to talk about the act that the curtains must be changed, should we get new ones and what colour lol ), its a toughie methinks, but ive been with my GF for over 5 years now, i think she gives me the benefit of the doubt :)
     
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  3. Laykun

    Laykun Ancient Guru

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    Advice : Don't take advice on sex from people on the internet.
     
  4. lmimmfn

    lmimmfn Ancient Guru

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    ^lol, best advice yet, if we cant agree on hardware where benchmarks are proved with neigh on 100% proof which bit of hardware is better, what are our chances with love advice
     

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    Satan Ancient Guru

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    Well, best advice I can give? Go see Hitch (/bow to Will Smith).
     
  6. The_AC

    The_AC Maha Guru

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    Unless I'm mistaken, you're basically looking for a penis-warmer? Just use an escort service.

    As far as doing it with girls someone actually knows is concerned, my opinion is that it's best to wait until you're in an actual relationship.
     
  7. Nato.dbnz

    Nato.dbnz Ancient Guru

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    Chicks dig Core2Duo 8800 GTX sli rigs. Upgrade your rig, invite her back to your place and show show her some 3dMark06 runs. You'll be in faster than you can say "do you wanna see my raid array".
     
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    Don't forget to show her your overclockedness, she will cream on the spot if she sees your core 2 quad @ 4ghz.
     
  9. Laykun

    Laykun Ancient Guru

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    I rest my case.
     
  10. lmimmfn

    lmimmfn Ancient Guru

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    LMFAO
     

  11. ScoobyDooby

    ScoobyDooby Ancient Guru

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    Am I totally going to call my gf a penis warmer when I get home?? Oh you bet!
     
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    Take pictures of the permanent hand imprint on your cheek after you get a massive bitch-slap :p
     
  13. weston

    weston Ancient Guru

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    This thread is awesome
     
  14. Hiro1000

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    you mean of his slong cut off. LOL :smoke:
     
  15. mike41

    mike41 Maha Guru

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    hey if u need some help on it i can link u come vids i found on the net



    Jk lol ill get my ass banned from here lol

    they're watching me o_0
     

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    you're starting with the wrong foot that's all i can say. :)

    1. you don't have to force yourself into giving her pleasure because if you do
    you're going to suffer from performance (not hardware, but penile) issues, you'll be afraid of not doing things well and you'll fail miserably.

    2. women orgasm is a bit of a mystery, women orgasm comes primarily from her state of mind.

    3. another thing to keep in mind is that women don't need to achieve an orgasm to find pleasure, they can be VERY satisfied just by being touched/kissed or so proper. neck kissing can turn any women into a slave for you (trust me on this one!).

    4. only 25% of all women in the world can achieve an orgasm, don't be fooled by pr0n movies most of them fake it (it's not that easy). some women lived their entire lives without knowing what an orgasm is, be it by masturbation or from a partner.

    5. men were designed to orgasm and feel the pleasure because they had to give the "seed" to the women, and the woman had to receive and make something out of that sperm and give birth.
    orgasm for women is actually an extra not a requirement.

    6. women who experienced a real orgasm will be dead tired after sex, if after she's still moaning, kissing and talking it means she didnt achieve anything and she's lying to you, also girls can have many little orgasms during sex.
    some are capable of getting a big one (the tiresome type).

    ;) and much more...
     
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  17. FlawleZ

    FlawleZ Ancient Guru

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    You sir definitely understand women very well. Very few of us who do. Consider yourself lucky to be so aware and ahead of the game. ;)
     
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    Dunno where you are getting your statistics from but that fact is wrong. It is true that not all women can etc etc but saying only 25% can is total BS. Maybe only 25% of the women you've been with could achieve orgasm.... :cops:
     
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    http://www.webmd.com/content/chat_transcripts/1/108998

    happy? :D maybe not 25% but 30% ...not that big of a difference,
    i do research my facts well unlike some other people who are quick to judge.

    and fyi i don't give a crap if my girlfriend/wife achieves an orgasm or not, i'm having sex to enjoy and have a good time not squeeze my brain (and testicles) trying to achieve the impossible. lol if she doesn't know what an orgasm is then why should i bother. if it ain't broke don't fix it.
    if she refuses sex the back of my hand and some lotion would do the job to relief me from excessive testosterone which is causing me to become a sex maniac. haha :mhp: but for the trick of the Soap and how to smooth the bishop ask Vinnie for proper guidence. lol
     
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  20. Nato.dbnz

    Nato.dbnz Ancient Guru

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    Lol, ffs every time i try and answer you edit your post.....Well 30% does seem awfully low but that is from plain ol' sex and is understandable I guess. I agree with you totally on some stuff though. People always say..I want it to be about the girl etc etc, i want to be a generous lover etc. You will soon realise the best results are usually achieved by trying to make it as good for yourself as possible. Given the sheer mechanics of the operation it usually ends up working for both of you. =)
     
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