" Lets talk about sex " 18+ only

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  1. lmimmfn

    lmimmfn Ancient Guru

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    Sounds like youre up the creek mate, but on a lesser note, nah they just thing we're more deep that we are, guys are just plain boring and shallow, guess thats why we love chicks, cos theyre so dam complicated it adds a lot of variety :)
     
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    Classic Satch Banned

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    Jesus Unc, I never knew. That sucks balls, to put it mildly. Some malodorous mud-flaps can put a dent in any sex life. Not to mention the kid issue. Man, I know what you're talking about. My munchkin is only 5 months old now but I would rip the balls off of anyone who even THOUGHT about hurting her.

    You have my sympathies Unc. It sounds like you're stuck in a crappy situation but your devotion to your child is truly admirable. :smoke:
     
  3. UnclePappi

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    LOL! Maladorous mud-flaps! Yeah, thanks, it's a crappy situation but I'm good at making the best of things. Even though I wish a holy war on her soul I still put up a good attitude towards everything so the little one gets his fair shot at life. I need my life too but I'm willing to shelf it for the time being for his benefit. One day though, one day.
     
  4. scipio

    scipio Ancient Guru

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    My deepest sympathies for you, there is nothing worse in life than being stuck in a bad relationship for a child's sake, and to top it off she smells bad in the "Y"

    Every time you get it on do you head straight for the shower?
     

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    Classic Satch Banned

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    That's good to hear. Make sure your son gets squared-away and then get the hell out of Dodge.
     
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    ProfBP Maha Guru

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    Huh? You lost me man.:smoke:
     
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    He's saying he'd rather ignore the "no" part of the .... ahh nevermind.
     
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    cartdog Ancient Guru

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    LMAO! omg guys!, this thread has fully taken off....thgis is great. God, some you guys are comedians or what, this is great. Theres heaps of tips here guys, thank you all so much. Things between us are really good, we havnt reached the " sex " stage, but its cool...shes happy and im happy.......but god! i so wnata go down on her :p hahah.

    Peace out guys, loving thins thread!
     
  9. Kirkyl

    Kirkyl Maha Guru

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    Dang she sounds really nice wish my last ex liked her feet being rubbed like your ex,ah well we can't have everything i suppose lol.

    Ok guys serious question here.Older or younger women,which do you prefer?

    For me the oldest women i've been with was 33 (i was 20 at the time) and she was dynamite in that sack but abit of a mental case.

    I'm on the look out for a 30-40+ lady at this point.
     
  10. MrOuija

    MrOuija Ancient Guru

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    Lol try and touch my girls feet and you're a dead man. One time i ticked them and she smacked me upside the head with a belt. The buckle part that is, left a nasty scratch on my forehead. From there on I decided never to touch her feet again :p
     

  11. Kirkyl

    Kirkyl Maha Guru

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    Look but don't touch,touch but don't taste,taste but don't swallow!:cool:

    I bet your girl felt really bad for hurting you like that huh?
     
  12. Vinnie

    Vinnie Ancient Guru

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    Aw, please do not be negative =( I really do not think that woman will leave their husband because they do not have good sex, that would just be crazy.. It is only sex.

    Please do not take this wrong, I am not gay.. But I think that FooD is even funny in bed, I think that his wife is having the best time ever.
     
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    dcx_badass Ancient Guru

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    Anyone else really scared?


    Also the it's only sex comment.
    Vinnie remember last year :p
     
  14. Kirkyl

    Kirkyl Maha Guru

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    What happened last year?

    Tell me Tell me Tell me Tell me!
     
  15. aircool

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    If he didnt know women why'd he marry one.

    Also this thread is funny as hell, lol.
     

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    dcx_badass Ancient Guru

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    Vinnie was like in extreme horny mode, saying about all the girls he was dating, and how much he masturbated.
     
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    Grymn Master Guru

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    If you wanna piss a woman off, bang her on the forehead with your schlong. Works wonders.

    Seriously though, there is no set rule book when it comes to women. Every person (women included) is unique and has different needs/wants/desires. There is no sure fire way to get into any womens pants.
     
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    Vinnie Ancient Guru

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    What happend last year? *Puts away all pictures*

    Nah, but seriously, it is only sex.. You should not end a relationship because the sex might be bad.

    Hey, that is not true! :p
     
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    scipio Ancient Guru

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    I'm not saying the relationship should end because of sex, but if you get her to have "one", your sex and your relationship will be that much stronger. Women are beautiful sexual creatures, it's a shame that you wouldn't want them to be.
     
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    someone already pointed out why I believed you were a girl.. lol. :smoke:
     
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