keep your condoms in your car

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  1. W@w@Y

    W@w@Y Ancient Guru

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    Got this from my mailbox..
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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.... It was her pretty younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was bra less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo! Behold! My entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

    And the moral of this story is.......

    Always keep your condoms in the car .
     
  2. Prof. Dr. Silver

    Prof. Dr. Silver Member

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    Awesome story.....and sooooo true!
     
  3. Jhetski

    Jhetski The Lonely Guru

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    funny it is. read it here in the pub about a couple of years ago. :D LOL what if i dont have a car?
     
  4. W@w@Y

    W@w@Y Ancient Guru

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    at least dont keep it in you wallet..:) the porch maybe? :D
     

  5. Jeremy

    Jeremy Ancient Guru

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    Heard it before but a good classic.
     
  6. Tat3

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    So good, so old :)
     
  7. nutyo

    nutyo Ancient Guru

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    So old, constantly repeated.
     
  8. Sash

    Sash Ancient Guru

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    as old as my grandmother
     
  9. Mostafa Hijazi

    Mostafa Hijazi Master Guru

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    :funny: nice story
     
  10. kwak

    kwak Ancient Guru

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    so old, but still great.
     

  11. SniperDaws

    SniperDaws Banned

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    The Moral of the story is, always look outside before you charge upstairs if your due to get married to her sister and the family is very disturbed.
     
  12. Funkgab

    Funkgab Ancient Guru

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    bs story, but good tip.
     
  13. Vanadis

    Vanadis Master Guru

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    Hahaha gold. I haven't read it before. :)
     
  14. Potyondi

    Potyondi Master Guru

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    Even when I posted this they were calling it old, and that was like 6 months ago.
     
  15. JACK4HIRE

    JACK4HIRE Ancient Guru

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    Older then dirt but still funny everytime I read it.
     

  16. Alexstarfire

    Alexstarfire Ancient Guru

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    Never heard, but quite funny. We all know that dude wasn't trying to run away from the sister. Gotta be lucky to have that happen.

    I wonder what would have happened if he just went straight upstairs though. Would she have just punched him in the face when he walked in, or simply turned him down?
     
  17. evilkiller650

    evilkiller650 Ancient Guru

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    God, how many times is someone going to repeat 'Its old dude!', stfu :p

    Very funny :) Never heard it before :p
     
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    SorienOR Ancient Guru

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  19. Jhetski

    Jhetski The Lonely Guru

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    u havent read the recipe for making love? go search it!
     
  20. wizard8873

    wizard8873 Master Guru

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    yes, keep condoms in your car where it gets over 100 degrees in the summer. really smart. i understand its a joke but its horrible advice.
     

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