(●'◡'●) *** From comments: "He's only big and lazy because he is digesting the last burglar that broke into your house that you were unaware of. Big meals=big naps."
Alright, I bet that's an excellent idea. Will tell this my friend who has a dog that's always barking when he hears somebody outside the door.
Well that little guy could probably not do much else but to wield a baseball bat, he's only about 20 pounds, not the biggest of doggos But he's always anxious about the door and people approaching it, and when I come in he's always nuts because he's so happy to see me. Apparently he doesn't do it with many people (although I suspect my friend tells me because she wants to tell me something nice).