I've got a wild bobcat living near me.

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  1. jbscotchman

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    Well where I come from we've always referred to wild big cats as bobcats, even though biologically it may be inaccurate. Still though it's a big cat and I hope it breeds with my cat.
     
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    when they get in your chicken pen you'll realize why.
     
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    so now you're pimping your cat out now?....dam jb!....you gonna to have a regular cat house!

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    :p...Just kidding Bro!
     
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    Hahaha, hey Max Payne is a stud and I'm gonna make sure he gets some pussy...cat. :cool:
     
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    Maybe they just want some KFC.
     
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    That doesn't sound like a safe idea... and it might not even be genetically compatible enough to be able to have offspring. And if it somehow did happen... what then? There's no sure way to know the optimal diet for the kitten to keep it healthy. The diet can make a difference of a literal 100%+ for the lifespan of the creature.
    I'd gladly sacrifice my chickens for a bobcat. It won't be long until they're all but entirely extinct in many areas of the US with several subspecies entirely extinct.
     
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    No cat will turn down a can of tuna.
     
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    What?

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    :p
     
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  11. hehe looks like I made it in time for the cat-house thread? :rolleyes:


    :) It's simply impossible :cool:
     
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    I had a cat which preferred a cucumbers.
     
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    It must have been vegan.
     
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    Yeah. It was a bit strange overall.
     
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    Noooo mbk, ...not that kind of cat...

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    a bobcat!

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    A large bobcat (males can reach 40 lb or more) can and will mess up the average unarmed human if it thinks it's cornered or in danger. We had one live in a brush thicket about 50 yards or so from our front porch when I was a teenager. It was there at least a year; we left it alone and it left us alone. Thankfully wild game was plentiful enough that it never tried to kill any of our livestock (or never succeeded anyway).

    *I think that russian video is a lynx, although they are closely related.
     
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    Google translates both words - "bobcat" and "lynx" - to one Russian word "рысь" (the same wild cat).
     
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    Back in the day, it was called 'The Kit Kat Club' and was within walking distance for our liquid 'business lunches'.
     
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    And it stopped to serve the 'business lunches' after the change?
     

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