In the Dark

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  1. Klay

    Klay Member Guru

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    "Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp-only to discover a cucumber in his hand. <br>
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    "Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!" <br>
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    "Honey! Let me explain!" <br>
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    "Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!" <br>
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    "Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!! <IMG SRC="http://www.progenic.com/t0ys/smileys/a.gif"> <br>
     
  2. Ice Cold

    Ice Cold Guru of 3D Bartender

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    i knew it.. but it's still good <IMG SRC="smileys/smile.gif">
     
  3. Vincent MacLeod

    Vincent MacLeod Ancient Guru

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    Me too.Here cheers!<IMG SRC="http://www.progenic.com/t0ys/smileys/beerchug.gif">
     

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