If you were the last person on Earth...

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  1. dsbig

    dsbig Ancient Guru

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    but what would you do if she doesnt want anything to do with you.

    so yeah your the last guy earth and the only female on the planet wont touch you...........:(

    at lest you could get away with kidnapping and rape and there is no one to arrest you.




    she could seek revenge.....
     
  2. Extraordinary

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    Is that the only reason you don't do it ?
     
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    Be utterly consumed by mind crushing loneliness, maybe not right away, but such is the fate of the last person on Earth.
     
  4. dsbig

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    actually I would be the happiest person to be alone.

    finally I can do my evil research without no one bugging me.

    really though. Im used to being by myself.

    when I was a teen. I normally only sometimes see my parents on the weekens. they would worked all day and I had the house to my self. actually I would ask if they where going anywhere so I could have the house to myself.

    I was one of those few kids that never invited anyone over or had parties.

    I would watch tv,listen to music, read,build models planes and cars,program on computer.



    I still like to do this, but work is interfering with it. and its depressing me.
     
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    the crazy part about this thread is that someday, somewhere, there will actually BE a 'last person on earth'.....
     
  6. dsbig

    dsbig Ancient Guru

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    or it already happened in another universe or alternate earth.
     
  7. leeaids

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    have a poo and go back to bed
     
  8. Extraordinary

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    Unlikely, the population is getting larger each day, so for the world to have no people left, it would have to be a disaster so huge that it that wiped everyone out at the same time
     
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    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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  10. Year

    Year Ancient Guru

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    if she doesn't want anything to do with me not even friendship i would go with Plan A and just die because her presence would equal abscence, that's the 1st option. :bugeye:

    2nd option = if all she wants is friendship and no sex, i might stick around a little longer, that's better than being alone 24/7. :mhp:

    of course killing her and then commit suicide would be the 3rd option (and the one i approve) cleansing the world of humans (including myself) is probably the best thing to do, you never know .. imagine.. i kill myself and then she turns into Miss Evil inside a laboratory and start creating frankensteins and vampires who will end up fighting each other sooner or later, the same $hit humans has been doing for billions of years only monsters, can't have that, prevention is better than cure, a world without humans is a better world, so she has to be terminated before terminating myself. :arnie:

    regardless, rape will be out of the question (stupid i know) but some lines i do not cross even if given the chance.

    on the other hand.. i'm sure blowing up churches, mosques, the pyramids, white house etc with dynamites and a bazooka or annihilating entire cities with nuclear bombs is far more rewarding than a BLOWjob, it's always best to go down with a BANG. :devil:

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    Instant repopulation...
     
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