Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Uncle Dude, Nov 26, 2013.
I would order a pizza and wait......................... for it to arrive
oh cmon, the worlds end isn't bad enough? jezz
hah i really like this one
Id prefer the world to end and me be alone than stuck with only Jacko for company lol
I would go to the closest supermarket and take a bite of everything ( food of course ) , then head over a fancy night club start the music and lights and drink so much until I trow out everything and after I wake up realize how sad and lonely the rest of my life will be.
How are you going to get there? More specifically, who's going to run the mission control to get you up there? Lol. I'm pretty sure space travel isn't going to work with just one person.
Just watch the beginning of "I am Legend"
And having previously lived completely on my own for around a year, more or less completely isolated from anyone 90% of the time, you do slowly start to lose your grip on reality, but you don't realise it until you start living a normal life again
Prepare for WARRRRRR! or RAWWWWWR
roam the streets naked. The Hell some folks are doing just that right now !!
I will start to build an army of robots and cyborg myself ,and go to another universe with my robo buddies to find some aliens.
I was talking about this with a co worker today..
1. go to the store and get all the video game movies. and ps4 and xbox and nice big tv. and food
2. play the games, watch the movies.
3. powerplant would go down. would have to go to power plant and try to fix the problem. this also applies to any electrical problems, poles, relay stations, ect, lucky for me, I have the know how to do this.
4. gas. would be good until gas runs out at stations or cars/gens. then have to figure out how to get to the processing station.
4. design a computer A.I and call it Siren. and it will be my friendnemy. and then it would try to convince me that Im insane from being alone and need a partner. then it would make a female drone that has the ability to procreate. which it then would use my dna to create a super race and create a mega city, and wont let me have control over it. and it starts a war with me.
Sounds like a hentai plot.
This exact scenario happened to me on the way to work last Wednesday.
Okay, I'm lying.
It was actually Tuesday. :infinity:
First off I'd head to the nearest sports store and grab a volleyball, paint a face on it and call it wilson.
After that, I'd probably head over to the riviera or italy and spend the rest of my days drinking wine and just relaxing and driving along the coast.
I'd probably take up residence at the Prince's Palace in Monaco.
Oh I would also have a lifetime stock of fleshlights, zebra cakes and porn.
i would get my head into all the agencies and try to find all the secrets and get to the bottom of all the crap they tell us. then maybe drive a few cars, drink the best scotch i can find, get my fap on and blow my brains out
All ideas and imaginations here are so typical for men
I wonder what a last female on earth would do...
Would she stock up porn and dildos?
im sure men and women would do almost the same thing when the other sex is no longer in the picture
if i were the last person on earth i would finally kill myself and feel good about it knowing that i'm not leaving anybody behind to suffer, the perfect time to cleanse the planet of humans.
on the other hand if i were the last MAN on earth with only Haley Cummings to keep me company .. it would be a different story, life would be worth living.
Take over Guru3D and finally apoint myself chief Moderator :infinity: lol Then I would go searching for the best of Jenna Jameson and take it to NASA and construct the best replica of her, build the best solar powered aircraft and fly around the world with Jenna Jameson, and then fly around the world with Jenna Jameson, if u know what I mean
Kill myself. No one left to play sc2 against.
I'd commandeer a cargo helicopter, loot an armory, inhabit a mansion near the equator, build a solar array, grow a beard down to my knees, and never wear clothes for the rest of my life.
Oh! I almost forgot. I'd reinstate Pluto as a planet. I've got your back, old friend. And Uranus would once again be pronounced as it should be. None of that political correctness in my world.