If you were the last person on Earth...

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  1. Uncle Dude

    Uncle Dude Ancient Guru

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    ...where would you go and what would you do?

    I'd hit the nearest Lamborghini dealer and treat myself to a nice Aventador. Then I might shoot on down to Washington DC to take a personal tour of the White House; maybe get drunk in the Oval Office and throw up on the carpet. From there, I'd head west across the US and find Area 51 to see what all the fuss is about. Next would be the Hollywood Hills to check out the homes of the richest stars; maybe get drunk and throw up on the carpet - all of the carpet. You know, really stick it to the man. :puke2:

    I'd cap off the first leg of my tour by visiting the Bill Gates estate in Washington. I'll bet he has some good food in that fridge.

    Oh, and I'd try all kinds of drugs. Nothing physically addictive, mind, but since there are no responsibilities or legal consequences, why not?

    What say you? The world is just the same, except you are the only one in it. Fantasy time - let's hear it!
     
  2. Extraordinary

    Extraordinary Ancient Guru

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    Drive to Wales and look for the most attractive sheep
     
  3. Comrade_Jerkov

    Comrade_Jerkov Master Guru

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    Match. Point. Game.
     
  4. Ryu5uzaku

    Ryu5uzaku Ancient Guru

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    I would go wrestle a bear tbh.
     

  5. SLI-756

    SLI-756 Banned

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    grab a boat, sail over to france, drive down to south coast of spain, sail over to Morocco, drive down to south Africa and live off weed and my accumulated porn stash in my cabin, with my pet parrots and uber blu ray collection.
     
  6. eclap

    eclap Banned

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    you accumulate porn? ever heard of the internet lol? :D
     
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    SLI-756 Banned

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    internets will be out, ..generators running on fuel are needed too, basic first aid too.
     
  8. StewieTech

    StewieTech Chuck Norris

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    Everybody dead? I´d be dancing in a silly way and sing tralalalala.
     
  9. eclap

    eclap Banned

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    so you have a stash just for this situation? man with a plan.
     
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    SLI-756 Banned

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    no dude, it'll be collected on way to south Africa.
     

  11. Doug

    Doug Ancient Guru

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    I'd go to the police confiscation/contraband/evidence store rooms and have a lovely time, then I'd find the nicest 69 mini cooper I could find and go tear around Turin. Then I'd go to Erta Ale and just throw washing machines and stuff into the lava, then I'd get back in the mini and just drive into it
     
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    Veteran Ancient Guru

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    Go to Cape Canaveral once again, but this time take a Rocket to the Moon:)
     
  13. Pete J

    Pete J Master Guru

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    Some of those as well
    Assuming utilities etc were running as normal...

    1) Take a dump on the doorstep of No. 10 Downing Street.
    2) Invade France.
    3) Wear the Crown and proclaim myself ruler of the World.
    4) Befriend a dolphin.
    5) Set off a nuclear weapon (somewhere unimportant, like Wales).
    6) Construct a car Mad Max Style and drive around in it.
    7) Finally get around to playing all the games in my Steam library.
     
  14. Leafblower

    Leafblower Ancient Guru

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    I'd get some food and a cool car and play video games... by myself.
     
  15. Uncle Dude

    Uncle Dude Ancient Guru

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    Best answer yet...and a model by which to live my life.
     

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    Extraordinary Ancient Guru

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    Regarding No.5 - Wait until I've got my sheep
     
  17. must_kill_ati

    must_kill_ati Maha Guru

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    Set up shop in the newegg warehouse, then I'd just start burning things. Damn cops always tellin' me not to burn things.
     
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  18. CyberPaddy

    CyberPaddy Master Guru

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    well men, i wuoild search for more men to leed. if i cannot fin d any i would contract them out of material scaterred over the earths, this would be a long jorney but worth it in end. id have my empiure built with various section for each man an responsybilitiys (includin my own privat parlor (just for men)) this would be off limit to other men who i had biult but i would be generos and let them enter me very 2 monhs to partake in the festivitys. it would be a good dream cum true an i hop that many gurus be alive to witnes it!!

    ofc ourse i would let men play there games an even move abuot (but under superstition of other men) (with graet power comes a responybitilie of course)) it would be a utopia for men. i dont no yet if i wuold have sperate counties of just one massive country, i would need names for the conties but i havent decided yet. i would make a left and man and a right and man to maek sure all men mucked in to contribute and those that dont would be put into the machine to mek them like sheep and trowl the fields eatin the grass


    i haev just though tho men, would we have no intnernest anymore of would we (me) haev to recreate it from the scratch?

    churche would be in every town for men to confess a sin to to keep on top of the sin, this is ery important in new world orders - to have the church and vicar men to spealk. i liek some idea here they are fun men, BUT it is not the advancin of human men doin that, we need to have a goal! (an orders of magnituds)
     
  19. IcE

    IcE Don Snow Staff Member

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    I don't think they have any Saturn V's left for you to take. And even if they did, good luck moving it to the launch pad and filling up the fuel by yourself :wanker:
     
  20. Palerider

    Palerider Ancient Guru

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    I'd go smash Emma Watson before she started turning funky.
     

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