Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by 00-00-00, May 5, 2005.
I wish for all guns to be 100% legal with no BS and red tape, not to mention cheap to obtain here in .au
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that damn map!"
Wish for unlimited wishes.. lol
Theres something wonderful to wish for
adair_fett & kevmif, are you pro-anarchists by any chance?
There is no way in hell the police will function properly if everybody had a gun...cops would be scared sh!tless to even pull over a speeding driver...
Nope. I believe in the consitution, and that every American should own and be able to properly operate a rifle capable of going to war.
The police function just fine that way. Its called the United States of America. Not everyone owns a gun, but there are 300 million guns floating around out there, and we are better off having them, and the police know that as well.
Oh, well there is one in every crowd with wishes to doom us all!
Wish i could travel back and forth in time, perhaps in 15th century teaching people all the things we know today or watch JIMI HENDRIX / Led Zeppelin Live instead of the crappy bands of today etc.
no - I just like to shoot things....
recently however, a cop here in .au was shot with his own gun for pulling over a speeding driver... Still doesnt seem to stop em handing out fines as their primary responsibility unfortunatley :S
I want a tasty fish
If you search your underwear, it's hidden there....that's an easy wish ROFL
Because the thread about EVER WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON
now i have a wish.....I WISH TO GO BACK TO THE 80's YEARS WHEN ADVENTURE GAMES LIKE "LARRY, KING QUEST, MONKEY ISLAND" WHERE MADE, AND STAY FOREVER IN THOSE YEARS WITH NEW AND GREAT ADVENTURE GAMES BEING MADE LIKE THAT.
OK HERE IS MY FAV. TO BE ABLE TO FREEZE TIME. THEN YOU COULD DO ANYTHING OR ANYONE AND NO ONE COULD EVER PROVE IT. YOU WOULD LIVE FOR AS LONG AS U CHOOSE. YOU COULD BUID UP TO BE A BIG AS U WANTED. STEAL MONEY
It would rock
to never go blind or loose any sensitivity of hearing
Lol Start, you will be able to do nothing. You need _time_ to get from point A to point B, so by stopping time, you will be freezed just like everybody else. And you will not be able to unfreeze yourself either, you even won't realize that you're dead, just like the rest of the world, because you won't be able to think.
no he means time would freeze but he will not be frozen, so he could walk around in that one second.
and do all he wishes
How about the worlds fastest gaming pc which gets upgraded automatically by magic or somehting like tht and the worlds best modded case
Pr0v I know what he means, but if you read the previous posts, it's clear that the genies don't think about what you "mean" but they grant your wish to the letter. A little genie psychology .
genies are the darndest creatures X-D