If you could change your occupation what would you do?

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
Spoke to some distant friend, he is a gynecologist and Ob- Gyn for him is more fore the money, rather than other thing.
He confessed that some times he sprang to the man's restroom and vomited, and that's after soo many years of practice.
Yeah, you can see/touch/smell all the pussy-cats in the world, but you also got to see some man parts, and that's that.
And as the pizza man, you can see, smell, touch but never really enjoy it.
He told me that he fears the puss from the pussy- cat.
Man, this is some wierd thread direction, I confess.
Mods, if this is kosher, allright, but feel free to give a nudge.

 

@anticupidon - As most of the responses in this thread are in jest, feel free to go in the other direction if you prefer. Its just as amusing to see whose 'sense of propriety' may be too delicate to bear.

 

Smells like Friday to me!

 

I would be a good pet dog and have an American guy who likes bikes take care of me and call me good boy all the time and post pictures of me on a forum from time to time.

 

I have a hobby for job, and I am pretty glad.

 

A Goverment hitman assasin. Like sam Fisher was or is, He can do whatever needs to get the job done. 5th freedom to kill ect you know I would take advantage of that lol.

I never liked the fact of having a Boss someone over me, For some reason I always run into some Asshole thats powerhungry and is dying to be made an example of. I work 4 myself now as you can imagine, I own my own company ID painting LLC - Sure iam not rich but noone can tell me what to do and that my friends is Priceless.

 

If I had the ability to do so, Elite Professional runner. Alas, I can run well but, not that level of well.

 

I did and I don't regret it. It is fun to get paid for doing your hobby. In addition there is a certain interest in the whole thing, so that drives me on to be better each and every day. And it's still fun.

 

Archaeologist or paleontologist or zoologist.