I stabbed ur grandma because dat bitch stole my taco

How the **** did I miss this thread, I mean cereal. :grin:

I needed a homeless guy because dat bitch stole my taco.

Get my taco homeless guy and I'll give you half.

 

I ate barney the dinosaur because I love marijuana lol

 

i smoked with a bisexual because i'm a pimp and your jealous

 

I slept with a french fry because my moma made me

 

I slept with the kool **** man because i love marihuana.

Sleeping != ****ing, you dirty minds :3eyes:

 

omg no no no!

I ran naked with a Homo because I am a God(dess) in bed.

Argh dont think i could have come up with anything worse...

 

I slept with a pornstar because that bitch stole my taco.

 

I ran naked

With a homo

Because I have a Noodle in my nose

 

I smoked with Patrick Star because I have amazing boobs im a dude!

 

"I ate a bag of weed because I smoke crack."
Actually, it is the other way around... :eyes:

Revival is just great sometimes

 

I shot Spongebob because I'm a god in bed.

100% accurate; that squishy little punk was jealous of my prowess. :infinity:

 

I banged Barney the dinosaur because I'm a god in bed!

 

Some are lol


I killed the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

meh mine is not so funny xD

 

I Touch My Self Because I feel Like it Bam!

 

I ran naked with a bisexual because I have double Ds

Dang! Who told you guys about my double Ds? Bitches love double Ds

 

hmmm, the lil people told me to kill the stripper.

 

Hahhahaha...looooool..

I smoked a bowl of cereal because I have AMAZING boobs

:3eyes:

 

now that's sinister!

 

I cuddled with my lover because I'm a pimp and your jealous

WTF lol