I stabbed ur grandma because dat bitch stole my taco

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  1. dsbig

    dsbig Ancient Guru

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    what?that you needed a bag of weed? or lil people told you to?
     
  2. HamsterCrispy

    HamsterCrispy Master Guru

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    Lol thread

    I banged an orange because I have AMAZING boobs.

    I can't imagine the fetish with an orange just because my boobs are amazing.

    My boobs are amazing btw, amazingly small hahaha
     
  3. StewieTech

    StewieTech Chuck Norris

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    I killed a crackhead because I have AMAZING boobs.

    ^Yeah, did that last week...
     
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    Mikedogg Banned

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    How the **** did I miss this thread, I mean cereal. :grin:

    I needed a homeless guy because dat bitch stole my taco.

    Get my taco homeless guy and I'll give you half. :D
     

  5. Matt26LFC

    Matt26LFC Ancient Guru

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    I ate barney the dinosaur because I love marijuana lol
     
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    CronoGraal Ancient Guru

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    i smoked with a bisexual because i'm a pimp and your jealous
     
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    ayakaza Master Guru

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    I slept with a french fry because my moma made me
     
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    Black_ice_Spain Ancient Guru

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    I slept with the kool **** man because i love marihuana. :)

    Sleeping != ****ing, you dirty minds :3eyes:
     
  9. mitzi76

    mitzi76 Ancient Guru

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    omg no no no!

    I ran naked with a Homo because I am a God(dess) in bed.

    Argh dont think i could have come up with anything worse...
     
  10. viren

    viren Ancient Guru

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    I slept with a pornstar because that bitch stole my taco.
     

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    Extraordinary Ancient Guru

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    I ran naked

    With a homo

    Because I have a Noodle in my nose
     
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    RedSeptember Master Guru

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    I smoked with Patrick Star because I have amazing boobs :( im a dude!
     
  13. FatBoyNL

    FatBoyNL Ancient Guru

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    "I ate a bag of weed because I smoke crack."
    Actually, it is the other way around... :eyes:

    Revival is just great sometimes :D
     
  14. Elder III

    Elder III Ancient Guru

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    I shot Spongebob because I'm a god in bed.

    100% accurate; that squishy little punk was jealous of my prowess. :infinity:
     
  15. hallryu

    hallryu Don Altobello

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    I banged Barney the dinosaur because I'm a god in bed!
     

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    aircool Don Aircooleone Staff Member

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    I ate Spongebob because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

    :D
     
  17. -Tj-

    -Tj- Ancient Guru

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    Some are lol :D


    I killed the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

    meh mine is not so funny xD
     
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    Penal Stingray Banned

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    I Touch My Self Because I feel Like it Bam!
     
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    vidra Ancient Guru

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    I ran naked with a bisexual because I have double Ds

    Dang! Who told you guys about my double Ds? Bitches love double Ds
     
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    tuco Ancient Guru

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    hmmm, the lil people told me to kill the stripper.
     

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