Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Finchwizard, Jul 17, 2007.
what?that you needed a bag of weed? or lil people told you to?
I banged an orange because I have AMAZING boobs.
I can't imagine the fetish with an orange just because my boobs are amazing.
My boobs are amazing btw, amazingly small hahaha
I killed a crackhead because I have AMAZING boobs.
^Yeah, did that last week...
How the **** did I miss this thread, I mean cereal. :grin:
I needed a homeless guy because dat bitch stole my taco.
Get my taco homeless guy and I'll give you half.
I ate barney the dinosaur because I love marijuana lol
i smoked with a bisexual because i'm a pimp and your jealous
I slept with a french fry because my moma made me
I slept with the kool **** man because i love marihuana.
Sleeping != ****ing, you dirty minds :3eyes:
omg no no no!
I ran naked with a Homo because I am a God(dess) in bed.
Argh dont think i could have come up with anything worse...
I slept with a pornstar because that bitch stole my taco.
I ran naked
With a homo
Because I have a Noodle in my nose
I smoked with Patrick Star because I have amazing boobs im a dude!
"I ate a bag of weed because I smoke crack."
Actually, it is the other way around... :eyes:
Revival is just great sometimes
I shot Spongebob because I'm a god in bed.
100% accurate; that squishy little punk was jealous of my prowess. :infinity:
I banged Barney the dinosaur because I'm a god in bed!
I ate Spongebob because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
Some are lol
I killed the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
meh mine is not so funny xD
I Touch My Self Because I feel Like it Bam!
I ran naked with a bisexual because I have double Ds
Dang! Who told you guys about my double Ds? Bitches love double Ds
hmmm, the lil people told me to kill the stripper.