I stabbed ur grandma because dat bitch stole my taco

Discussion in 'The Guru's Pub' started by Finchwizard, Jul 17, 2007.

  1. llerenaprincipe

    llerenaprincipe Ancient Guru

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    anyone else loves marijuana?
     
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    Gromuhl'Djun Ancient Guru

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    I smoked with spongebob because that bitch stole my taco :S
     
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    I killed a pornstar because im a god in bed
     
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    Decane Ancient Guru

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    I cuddled with the trojan man because I've got abs.

    1.) I'm not gay, so I don't cuddle with men.
    2.) Who cuddles with anyone because they have abs? :D
     

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    I smoked the Trojan Man becuase im a God in bed.

    hmm :S
     
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    Insomniac34 Ancient Guru

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    I cuddled with a bisexual because I have AMAZING boobs.



    But enough about my day, what's this game all about?
     
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    W@w@Y Ancient Guru

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    so you were probably so good that you killed her (died thru heart attack) :p

    wow! you sir are my idol
     
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    lol, good find Finch.

    I shot a lesbian because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
     
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    "I smoked with an orange because I'm a pimp and your jealous"


    And UK date: "An orange I smoked with because I'm a pimp and your jealous"


    Fantastic!
     
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    micketh Ancient Guru

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    I ate a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous
     

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    I cuddled with a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.
     
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    I guess yellow is not a color =/ I ate the kool (aid?) man.
     
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    I ate a whore because dat bitch stole my taco
     
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    I banged a crackhead because I love marijuana.
     
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    UG_PL Banned

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    lol.... that is a good one...


    "I shot a easter egg because I love marijuana"
    - that does not make any sense .. lol..
     

  16. Me Rock

    Me Rock Master Guru

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    I stabbed your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs....

    ??
     
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    i think it does make sense if you consider you love marijuana :look:
     
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    UZ7 Ancient Guru

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    I smoked with the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous
     
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    I ran naked with a whore because im a god in bed.

    Well, I think that's pretty good. What do ya'll think?

    Good thing I wasn't born on the 15th. That'd be a little embarrassing.
     
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    I smoked a easter egg because I smoke crack:bang:
     

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